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I've said it before and I'll say it again- the FF13 edition of Fanboy Friday is going to be amazing.
But why can't we all just be friends? Why do we care about what we don't have?
Because the internet brings out the worst in humanity.
Because the internet brings out the worst in humanity.
How could you not use the responses to Jim's Heavy Rain review? It's as if Destructoid seems to think its community is above the fanboyism displayed on other sites when that really is not the case anymore, as so many of the 600+ replies to the review prove. It actually seems a bit arrogant, honestly. Glass houses and all, blah, blah, blah...
Swearing increases penis size, contradiction attracts women and convenient lies make their breasts firmer. That is why Fanboys fanboy.
Yeah, this is why I never read Youtube comments. There's the typical Youtube drooling moron comments, but added with fanboy fervour? Ouch.
I love how that guy wanted to be reimbursed for his free online not working.
Next week is gonna be a bloodbath.
Next week is gonna be a bloodbath.
Leader: All accounted for in the Cult of Denial?
...
Leader: Where the hell is everyone?
Underboss: I told them that the date had been changed to today, but they all got mad and said I was full of shit.
Leader: Yeah like fuck that happened.
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Leader: Where the hell is everyone?
Underboss: I told them that the date had been changed to today, but they all got mad and said I was full of shit.
Leader: Yeah like fuck that happened.
RROF? What does the F stand for, freedom?
I've browsed a few reviews of FFXIII and comparisons of the cutscenes of the two versions, and the tsunami of fanboyism is already well underway. It's quite frightening.
I've browsed a few reviews of FFXIII and comparisons of the cutscenes of the two versions, and the tsunami of fanboyism is already well underway. It's quite frightening.
Can we just round up all the fanboys and girls into a large gulch, fill it with gel napalm and set it on fire, all the while laughing at their screams of agony?
That would be just, wonderful.
That would be just, wonderful.
why pc gamers are elitists: We throw thousands a year into our hobby because we *can*. Why would a rich Frenchman sniffing wine at a fancy restaurant turn his nose up at a stinky bum crawling through the sewers outside of the window? It's the same...we are truly superior in every way, shape and form. Money talks, bullsh*t walks.
A lot of people don't belong in this hobby. The consoles are like the "Slums" of this hobby. It lets the poor folk in and makes them think they belong here...that they have a place.
They don't.
PC Gaming is for men with real jobs, real incomes, and real knowledge.
Consoles are for french fry cookers and burger flippers that don't get any tail and pay for things in crumpled up bills stashed in their sock.
God I needed to say that.
A lot of people don't belong in this hobby. The consoles are like the "Slums" of this hobby. It lets the poor folk in and makes them think they belong here...that they have a place.
They don't.
PC Gaming is for men with real jobs, real incomes, and real knowledge.
Consoles are for french fry cookers and burger flippers that don't get any tail and pay for things in crumpled up bills stashed in their sock.
God I needed to say that.
@ Enossir: Well, a tad blunt but it's a pretty apt description there.
As for me, I own a gaming rig and a 60g Fat PS3, this didn't have any affect at all on me. Why? Cause when I wake up in the morning, I rarely just sit down in front of my console for gaming.
Coffee > News > Everything else, in the morning. Saw an article on the issue early, so I played Call of Pripyat in lieu of cracking out on PS3.
As for me, I own a gaming rig and a 60g Fat PS3, this didn't have any affect at all on me. Why? Cause when I wake up in the morning, I rarely just sit down in front of my console for gaming.
Coffee > News > Everything else, in the morning. Saw an article on the issue early, so I played Call of Pripyat in lieu of cracking out on PS3.
I don't envy your job of being forced to read all those fanboy comments! They all kinda seem the same to me after awhile...
Fanboy's make my day. I love watching these polarised sides clash, are you a Mac or PC? A PS3 or 360? Or any of the other thousands of multi-sided, mono-faceted displays of impotent bravado. I get giddy reading badly spelled, poorly phrased discourse; on which note I think Destructoid should be considering the bumper book of Fanboy Funnies, I'd buy it.
Also a bit odd that even in a thread about the unending stupidity of Fanboy's the elitist third point in this pathetic love/hate triangle had to stop by to prove that to a Fanboy, no matter how intelligent they think they are, irony is still a foreign concept.
Also a bit odd that even in a thread about the unending stupidity of Fanboy's the elitist third point in this pathetic love/hate triangle had to stop by to prove that to a Fanboy, no matter how intelligent they think they are, irony is still a foreign concept.
@Birthmark Destructor
"sony and microsoft fanboys should put aside their differences so they can hate on nintendo together."
Well done, sir. Well done.
@Handy
"I love how that guy wanted to be reimbursed for his free online not working."
It wasn't just free online though. Offline games like Heavy Rain, Bioshock 2, and Dante's Inferno wouldn't even work. It sucked and it was B.S. But still... Sony doesn't owe us anything. Free stuff would be a smart move though.
"sony and microsoft fanboys should put aside their differences so they can hate on nintendo together."
Well done, sir. Well done.
@Handy
"I love how that guy wanted to be reimbursed for his free online not working."
It wasn't just free online though. Offline games like Heavy Rain, Bioshock 2, and Dante's Inferno wouldn't even work. It sucked and it was B.S. But still... Sony doesn't owe us anything. Free stuff would be a smart move though.
720 vs 576? Are we going to have a small controlled fanboy war!? :D
Next week will be fun, though you'd hope for the sake of the human race that the idiots would be playing whichever modern war game instead of shitting all over the internet.
Next week will be fun, though you'd hope for the sake of the human race that the idiots would be playing whichever modern war game instead of shitting all over the internet.
@handy
He probably felt Sony owed him something because of all the white-knighting he does for them gratis.
He probably felt Sony owed him something because of all the white-knighting he does for them gratis.
@ Enossir
you post is elitist trash all i could gather from your nonsense is that people with more money are superior this is total bullshit and here are a few sad facts for you
modern warfare sold over 170,000 units on pc
versus
4.1 million illegal downloads
99% of pc gamers are pirates probably under age as well that have a huge sense of self entitlement and believe they have a right to steal these games, but in the end what this all amounts to is a very immature community of thiefs or as you would call it REAL MEN, bullshit
you post is elitist trash all i could gather from your nonsense is that people with more money are superior this is total bullshit and here are a few sad facts for you
modern warfare sold over 170,000 units on pc
versus
4.1 million illegal downloads
99% of pc gamers are pirates probably under age as well that have a huge sense of self entitlement and believe they have a right to steal these games, but in the end what this all amounts to is a very immature community of thiefs or as you would call it REAL MEN, bullshit
Meh, as a rule I thought the reaction from the XBox fanboys was a lot more muted than it might have been. I think anyone would take the apocalyPS3 over a RROD anyday.
FFXIII is getting reviews in the 80 range. That means that the fanboys will be raging. Things will get good.
I love how it's turned from "Go back to Halo 12 year old fag box!" to "Go back to MW2 12 year old fag box!"
The game's multiplat. In fact, of all my friends, the one who plays it the most is the one who has it on PS3. So..uh ok.
Good stuff. FFXIII next week will be fantastic. First with review scores, second because the 360 version looks a hell of a lot worse.
Also, Enoisser came in and gave us supplementary reading for this week's fanboy extravaganza. Thanks, dude.
The game's multiplat. In fact, of all my friends, the one who plays it the most is the one who has it on PS3. So..uh ok.
Good stuff. FFXIII next week will be fantastic. First with review scores, second because the 360 version looks a hell of a lot worse.
Also, Enoisser came in and gave us supplementary reading for this week's fanboy extravaganza. Thanks, dude.
@Enossir:
You know, you're right! I don't think I've ever walked through a poor neighborhood without some hooligan offering me a PS3 for...
Jesus, I can't do it. Making fun of your point by sarcastically pointing out the absurdity of it would be easier if it wasn't the sort of point that an insane rich person makes right before he drinks a bunch of Mommy's scotch, kills a hobo, and hangs himself by said hobo's entrails because Daddy said he couldn't borrow the golf cart this week. Or something.
I hope your PC spontaneously combusts and makes you sterile, and I hope any happiness you find in this world is transient at best, because based on that post, you are a bad person and deserve to suffer.
Hugs and kisses,
Fford
You know, you're right! I don't think I've ever walked through a poor neighborhood without some hooligan offering me a PS3 for...
Jesus, I can't do it. Making fun of your point by sarcastically pointing out the absurdity of it would be easier if it wasn't the sort of point that an insane rich person makes right before he drinks a bunch of Mommy's scotch, kills a hobo, and hangs himself by said hobo's entrails because Daddy said he couldn't borrow the golf cart this week. Or something.
I hope your PC spontaneously combusts and makes you sterile, and I hope any happiness you find in this world is transient at best, because based on that post, you are a bad person and deserve to suffer.
Hugs and kisses,
Fford
Believe it or not I got a message on youtube from 1 of my subscribers which went a little something like this: "Was your PS3 affected by the 2000 bug? if so, you should consider getting a 360" I had no idea there were 360 missionaries out there *rolls eyes* Of course, being the 360 loather that I am, I had to give him a piece of my mind on the 360 :) and let me tell you, he wasn't pleased
Xbox Red Rings: guaranteed broken, go buy new one instantly.
PS3 does weird error code: wait it out like a bitch because your ps3 is just "pretending" to be broken.
PS3 does weird error code: wait it out like a bitch because your ps3 is just "pretending" to be broken.
"PC Gaming is for men with real jobs, real incomes, and real knowledge."
Well of course it is. We all know how games like World of Warcraft and Second Life can improve one's real world social skills. That's why men of distinction engage in such activities. It's how they assert their alpha male superiority over the ignorant and uneducated masses.
Also, you ever try Scientology? I hear winners like that too. Not that I would know, of course. I'm just a lowly 360 player.
Now, my good man, if you'll excuse me I have a cardboard shack to get back to. It's not like this crack pipe is gonna smoke itself!
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Well of course it is. We all know how games like World of Warcraft and Second Life can improve one's real world social skills. That's why men of distinction engage in such activities. It's how they assert their alpha male superiority over the ignorant and uneducated masses.
Also, you ever try Scientology? I hear winners like that too. Not that I would know, of course. I'm just a lowly 360 player.
Now, my good man, if you'll excuse me I have a cardboard shack to get back to. It's not like this crack pipe is gonna smoke itself!
<3
Eaten By A Grue's 'Denial' scenario was the funniest thing I've read on this site in weeks...
'Like fuck that happened!'
Fucking hilarious.
Somebody do something sexually pleasurable to you. You've earned it.
'Like fuck that happened!'
Fucking hilarious.
Somebody do something sexually pleasurable to you. You've earned it.
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