Each week, Fanboy Friday takes a look at some of the most ridiculous, asinine, and unintentionally hilarious comments made by fanboys from a variety of gaming sites.
Hi everyone! It's been a while since I've done a video post, so that's what you're getting. There are some really...interesting...characters this week. So, the purpose of today is to find out if any of these lovely fanboys can replace the illustrious Chad Warden. After watching all the videos, you'll decide if any of these fine gentlemen have taken his crown, or if Chad Warden still reigns supreme.
To avoid biasing the poll, I'm going to refrain from making the usual snarky comments that I make. I want you to judge these dudes solely on their videos alone without any input or bias from me. Assume that I hate them all equally. Once you've watched all the videos, cast your vote.
Here we go!
Contestant #1: "CoochieStuffer"
Contestant #2: "ELPRESADOR"
Contestant #3: "Wip3ou7"
Contestant #4: "JackRed666"
Contestant #5: "StegosaurusFace"
There they are. Do you think any of them have what it takes to become the ultimate fanboy, or does Chad Warden get to hold on to his prestigious title? Unlike American Idol, voting doesn't cost money, but you can't do it from your cell phone. You'll have to vote for your favorite down in the comments (or for Chad Warden, if you think these five dudes have nothing on him), and next week we'll announce the winner. Bonus points for explaining your answer in the comments.
See you next week at the results show!
Contest:
5:00 PM on 04.17.2009
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I do encourage everyone to go look at all the profiles though, and investigate further before casting your vote!
ELPRESADOR - I'm having trouble believing this was a real person, but I'm sure the sad truth is that it was. And when he starts rage-punching... Well, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm a big fan of fake internet anger.
Wip3Ou7 - I fell asleep. Although I do remember him saying sleeker like 37 times. I feel like he may have tried to fiddle my jumbles through the screen in my sleep.
JackRed666 - I'm pretty sure this guy is... what's the proper way of saying it? Touched? Special? I could understand maybe every 3rd word, but I just recently learned to speak retard.
StegosaurusFace - I just kept wondering if he meant for his hair and beard to match the wall behind him. Also, yet more fake internet rage.
After watching all this, besides loosing another notch on my faith-in-humanity-meter, I came to the conclusion that the winner is definitely ELPRESADOR. I think it was the shirtless air-punching that pushed him to the top of the tard heap.
This was great for laughs! Thanks!
Someone commented that El Presador looked like Brucie from GTA4.
Special runner-up status goes to ELPRESADOR for his patriots hat. All I have to say about that is 19 and oh noes!. (Go Giants)
Reason? He is...
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN'!!!
Wip3Ou7 was boring as fuck, he's the worst fanboy every. I suppose he's more of the fair fanboy out of the bunch, who justifies his reasons for why he thinks PS3 is better but he was still an annoying shit.
JackRed666 made me laugh since I could hardly understand him and he was a slow guy.
StegosaurusFace was basically an unfunny, ginger version of Angry Video Game Nerd. Didn't finish half of his sentences since he didn't have anything valid or legit to say about the system of game besides "NARUTO.. YEAH... 15 DOLLARS.. AND YEAH LIKE......"
ELPRESADO gets my vote since the whole gay(or "manly") invisible boxing was just great. This guy is seriously business.
Makes your brain splode doesn't it?
My vote is for EL PRESADOR because he tries soooo hard with his "tough guy" jabs and flexing.
i say coochiestuffer. though i couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of any of them. but he seems like the biggest twat. his making fun of xbox360 users is probably his real voice he uses in front of teachers and his parents.
I think something to do with my brain just died a little.
I'll go with ELPRSADOR... Although Mr. Redneck666 was a close second
My vote goes to no. 3 wip3ou7 for his brilliant misuse of the word symphony.
hehe
CoochieStuffer and ELPRESADOR spend three minutes making absolutely zero points aside from "The 360 sucks because I say so."
Wip3ou7 thinks people want to see him whine about the 360 in HD. And sadly, some people do, apparently. He goes on way too long, though admittedly, mostly about things that are valid arguments against the 360, but the way he presents them is completely douchey.
JackRed666 sounds like he is simultaneously out of breath from all that sitting he's doing, and like he has Down Syndrome.
StegosaurusFace actually complains that Wii games don't release at full price? And he gives no other reasons why the Wii is garbage.
They are all complete douchenozzles, but my vote has to go to ELPRESADOR just because he insisted on doing the video shirtless and clapping his hands to prove that PS3 fanboys are totally cool and in shape while 360 fanboys are fat losers.
But then, JackRed does kind of prove his point.
I can't even watch them all the way through.
@ Bloodylip;
LMAO! XOD
Maybe it IS is job. Does he have a degree in having meaty pecks?
It's wet down here.
Coochiestuffer was awesome because not only does he own a 360 as you can see a few seconds in, but he talks about people wearing the headsets.
You know how the PS3 headsets are bluetooth? We get some many customers asking how to hook those things up to their cell phones; I think more people bought them because the PS3 headsets are damn good bluetooth headsets and not because they can play games with them. Fuck, try playing MGO. Nobody fucking talks.
In the end, chadwarden still wins. Nobody can beat that little kid. He's so full of awesome.