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Fanboy Friday: Bill Gates is a gay photo

As regular readers of the column know, about once a month I like to do a little YouTube roundup of all the fanboys who are actually brave/stupid enough to go around making videos of themselves. It's that time again, so get ready. What's been going on on YouTube this month?

Hit the jump to find out.

As with every time I do a video post, we'll start off with another delightful gem from our favorite fanboy of all, ElPresador.

 
Are any of you guys reading this article on your computer? If you are, you're STUPID. Everyone knows the PS3 has superior internet browsing abilitiesand they're totally faster than computers. Get with it guys, the PS3 is the wave of the future. I don't know if you've seen the commercials, but they're not joking when they say it does everything.
 
 
Microsoft and Sony are good companies...IF YOU'RE POOR.
 

I don't know if you've heard, but the Wii has a better online system than the PS3. Watch this fanboy's slow descent into madness.

Bill Gates is the leader of the Xbox Shit because he's a gay.

It looks like we have a new member of the Trey Brotherhood! Or maybe he's an old member who escaped my radar. I don't know...there's getting to be so many of them...

And finally, let's end with a short older video from a few months back that I apparently missed. It's a nice way to wrap things up.

Who was your favorite this week?








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Jonathan Ross is an Associate Editor in Los Angeles who is obsessed with capybaras. Like, seriously, obsessed. If he's not playing Team Fortress 2 or getting into arguments about why PC gaming is superior, he's either off having a fancy dinner with lots of expensive wine, or sitting on the Destructoid IRC complaining that's he's not off having a fancy dinner. Likes: Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter, Steam, everything Blizzard and Valve have ever made, playing Angry Birds on the toilet. Meet the rest of the team



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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:01
Chris Carter
WET would have been a good weekly game: it's had quite a polarizing effect in terms of user reviews.

It sucked by the way.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:10
ace of knaves
I can't handle this.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:16
Los255
Is ELPRESADOR wearing some kind of lab coat? LMAO!
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:17
kefkaesque
Why do people care so damn much about console loyalty?

All three systems have great games, there's no reason to not want to play all of them. Your mommy or daddy buying you a certain one of them for Christmas does not mean that the others are the scourge of humanity.

Why is that so hard to understand for these people?
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:17
Havoc Fang
...I...Surely...Jesus...In...IS POKNA BEING SERIOUS?! HE'S TALKING LIKE A FREAKING GUERILLA IN WAR!

WHAT IS THIS. IS THIS HUMANITY, OR IS IT DEAD BRAIN CELLS.
Kefka's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:20
Kefka
I'm gonna pass on watching these, even if they're funny in parts. I have little enough confidence in humanity as it is.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:21
Zantetsuken
I can never watch the videos all of the way through, I just end up cringing at the thought that people like this exist.


I do like ElPresador though, I don't think he is being serious...he would make a good TV Evangelist.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:22
vApathyv
I...well...I don't...

I mean, for the first week ever, I couldn't even convince myself to start the damn videos. I saw their face and was like "Uuuuuuuuhh....no thanks..." >_>
Yukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:45
Yukai
That kid talking about Bill GAYtes, leader of the xbox shiz!
I don't think i've laughed that hard in a while.

Dear fanboys, STFUAJPG.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 17:52
Darren Nakamura
Favorite? Can one really have a favorite of these? They hurt.
Doos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:00
Doos
I didn't make it through all of 'em.. but from what I say 'Zoo York' and the 'Foreign Kid' right before him were my favorites.

It's hilarious how age apparently makes absolutely no difference in how belligerent and ridiculous people can act in regards to a console.

Awesome.
Critical Damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:00
Critical Damage
Good lord.

These people make me want to stop playing games. I mean dont get me wrong, Im a fan boy too, a fan boy of STFUAJPG. Really who cares about what system you have and which one you like better.

I have most major consoles that have ever been released. You know what my favorite system is? The Dreamcast. You dont see me going to teh interwebz to declare the DC's dominance over all others.

People are dumb. For every educated gamer (i.e. DTOID community member) there is another ridiculous fanboy in youtubes land that thinks MGS4 being on multiple discs would make the game inferior, that bluray makes the actual games better, or that Halo or Gears of War beats anything the PS3 has. Just utter stupidity.

Makes me want to vomit.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:02
Naim Master
I'm so scared of "thesupremegeneralg", he looks like a real murdered.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:02
The Prodigal Son
Seriously...I sometimes wish that YouTube didn't exist. (Actually, most of the time...)
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:04
Naim Master
I mean, murderer...
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:07
Tarvu
I wish Youtube didn't exist.

And Facebook.
And Twitter.

Critical Damage there is in the right frame of mind.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:14
TheDreadHawk
I laughed at the irony of the second to last video. Arguing about PS3 superiority while standing in front of a Fallout 3 cut-out.

Ohh man, that made my day.
enteringoblivion's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:19
enteringoblivion
The guy in the video is saying someone is "irrelevant to this console war". These people actually see this as a real war? Why would you start organizations over something that stupid? I actually prefer the ps3 (I have a 360, too) but I"m not going to get all worked up over something like that. These people are starting to act like sports fans who lose their shit when their seemingly randomly chosen favorite team loses.
Johnnyreb2565's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:20
Johnnyreb2565
Man its hard enough being a Pirates fan. Now not only is our team on a 19 year losing streak we have this guy sporting our gear.
DrCGP's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:21
DrCGP
This guys looked like they need psychiatric help.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:21
grasslunatic
ELPRESADOR is the greatest fanboy of all time.
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:32
TheBigFeel
I hope El Presador's hat collection continues to grow. and they all get worn on his head at the same time
HuttyLoca's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:36
HuttyLoca
I love this stuff!

Those Trey Brotherhood vidz are EPIC!!! Very Big Lebowski.


I would follow El Presador to the very gates of hell 0_o
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 18:51
pedrovay2003
I love my PS3, but people like that first guy make me sad about it sometimes.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 19:00
atastysammich
So, if I buy a PS3, can I erect a cardboard monument and make insane rants from a nice chair too? Because that looks kinda fun.
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 19:05
ndschroede23
Did anyone else get a "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" impression from the third-to-last video? Maybe it's my inability to place accents, but the kid seemed like a mini John Turturro.
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 19:12
ndschroede23
Also, @Pokna, maybe the reason I think the console war has just begun is because you told me at the 2:38 mark. I'm so ashamed.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 19:30
Holyetheline
What a circus of retards...
waspeater's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 19:44
waspeater
Can anyone convince me that any of these videos are legit? I may be willing to believe the little kid saying "sucks balls" 10 million times, but do guys over 20 years old really make videos about what system is better?

Is that a full set of Fallout 3 brotherhood armor in the background with that guy? Where the hell do you get something like that? And when did the PS3 become the "tres"?

That guy's joking man, he's talking about his daughters insulting each other by saying "you like the 360", I just can't believe he's serious.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 20:16
bloodylip
Oh shit, El Presador found the sepia filter. What's next? Star wipes?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 20:46
DaedHead8
HALO 3 IS THE BEST BECAUSE OF WIKIPEDIA.

I love these video editions so god damn much. <3
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 21:06
DaedHead8
Oh man, I just watched that foreign kid that sounds like a 5 year old Borat. That was the funniest thing I think I've ever seen.

And to that guy after him, I'm fairly sure my mother is damn proud that I can afford to own all three consoles.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 21:26
ScottyG
These articles continue to depress me.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 21:59
naia-the-gamer
Jonathan I think the next step is to schedule an interview with Mr. El Presador.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/18/2009 22:34
Los255
"Jonathan I think the next step is to schedule an interview with Mr. El Presador."

ELPRESADORTOID

Make it happen
triplestan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 00:40
triplestan
I just kept watching the sixth guy to see him wrestle with the English language. "Another reason is: Blu Ray. If your system is as powerful as ours, why doesn't it have Blu Ray? Why cant you watch your movies in crispy high definition?" ... I hate people.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 00:59
GoldenGamerXero
I love watching Fanboys. They're so pathetic.
Jon Bloodspray's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 02:18
Jon Bloodspray
So many asshole fanboys, not enough fire for them to all die in.
That Guy 85's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 02:21
That Guy 85
watching that makes me want to hit myself.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 05:28
Discarded Couch Sandwich
I would love to show that kid two-before-last's mother his lovely video about Bill Gates sexuality.
KINGof210's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 10:35
KINGof210
I enjoy the entertainment provided by stupid people.
Jurgs's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 19:38
Jurgs
Yeah, I got through the first vid, a couple seemed to have been removed by user, and only 2 minutes worth of the rest. My brain hurts a bit. My "favourite" due to it being the funniest, is the "because he's a gay" kid. Hilarious. It's great when a 13 year old kid tries to make you believe his word is law. THIS THING SUCKS BECAUSE I SAY SO, BELIEVE IT OR I SHALL FIND YOU AND RAPE YOUR FACE. Fantastic. XD

He also strikes me as having an incredible career in late night call-in ads on tv. If not for the quality of his verbalism, but for his convinction/ability to ramble about what he believes. :P
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 22:42
shinigamiDude
lol,hilarious.
I only have 360 and I don't have PS3 or Wii , it's because i don't even have enough time to finish the games i like on 360 eventhough i also want to play Uncharted and God of war.

I might defend my console if somebody walks in and say it sucks.But I currently don't have any reason to say other consoles suck.

Maybe we should snag all those fanboys ,stuck'em in a container and ship'em to Dubai just like from the anime "Eden of the East".
Bear Guts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 11:01
Bear Guts
ElPresador is a scary guy. Still, better in his pj.s than riding out in his pickup I guess ...
Ghost2047's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 21:31
Ghost2047
I feel dirty! Their verbal turds flew freely there... It's going to take me hours to clean it from my curtains.
GEKKO-Fox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/09/2009 19:04
GEKKO-Fox
Oh, bitch bitch bitch.
kaiconcthumbherz78's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:52
kaiconcthumbherz78
I replied that I wassatisfied and happy. buy glycomet
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