As regular readers of the column know, about once a month I like to do a little YouTube roundup of all the fanboys who are actually brave/stupid enough to go around making videos of themselves. It's that time again, so get ready. What's been going on on YouTube this month?
Hit the jump to find out.
As with every time I do a video post, we'll start off with another delightful gem from our favorite fanboy of all, ElPresador.
Are any of you guys reading this article on your computer? If you are, you're STUPID. Everyone knows the PS3 has superior internet browsing abilitiesand they're totally faster than computers. Get with it guys, the PS3 is the wave of the future. I don't know if you've seen the commercials, but they're not joking when they say it does everything.
Microsoft and Sony are good companies...IF YOU'RE POOR.
I don't know if you've heard, but the Wii has a better online system than the PS3. Watch this fanboy's slow descent into madness.
Bill Gates is the leader of the Xbox Shit because he's a gay.
It looks like we have a new member of the Trey Brotherhood! Or maybe he's an old member who escaped my radar. I don't know...there's getting to be so many of them...
And finally, let's end with a short older video from a few months back that I apparently missed. It's a nice way to wrap things up.
Who was your favorite this week?
It sucked by the way.
All three systems have great games, there's no reason to not want to play all of them. Your mommy or daddy buying you a certain one of them for Christmas does not mean that the others are the scourge of humanity.
Why is that so hard to understand for these people?
WHAT IS THIS. IS THIS HUMANITY, OR IS IT DEAD BRAIN CELLS.
I do like ElPresador though, I don't think he is being serious...he would make a good TV Evangelist.
I mean, for the first week ever, I couldn't even convince myself to start the damn videos. I saw their face and was like "Uuuuuuuuhh....no thanks..." >_>
I don't think i've laughed that hard in a while.
Dear fanboys, STFUAJPG.
It's hilarious how age apparently makes absolutely no difference in how belligerent and ridiculous people can act in regards to a console.
Awesome.
These people make me want to stop playing games. I mean dont get me wrong, Im a fan boy too, a fan boy of STFUAJPG. Really who cares about what system you have and which one you like better.
I have most major consoles that have ever been released. You know what my favorite system is? The Dreamcast. You dont see me going to teh interwebz to declare the DC's dominance over all others.
People are dumb. For every educated gamer (i.e. DTOID community member) there is another ridiculous fanboy in youtubes land that thinks MGS4 being on multiple discs would make the game inferior, that bluray makes the actual games better, or that Halo or Gears of War beats anything the PS3 has. Just utter stupidity.
Makes me want to vomit.
And Facebook.
And Twitter.
Critical Damage there is in the right frame of mind.
Ohh man, that made my day.
Those Trey Brotherhood vidz are EPIC!!! Very Big Lebowski.
I would follow El Presador to the very gates of hell 0_o
Is that a full set of Fallout 3 brotherhood armor in the background with that guy? Where the hell do you get something like that? And when did the PS3 become the "tres"?
That guy's joking man, he's talking about his daughters insulting each other by saying "you like the 360", I just can't believe he's serious.
I love these video editions so god damn much. <3
And to that guy after him, I'm fairly sure my mother is damn proud that I can afford to own all three consoles.
ELPRESADORTOID
Make it happen
He also strikes me as having an incredible career in late night call-in ads on tv. If not for the quality of his verbalism, but for his convinction/ability to ramble about what he believes. :P
I only have 360 and I don't have PS3 or Wii , it's because i don't even have enough time to finish the games i like on 360 eventhough i also want to play Uncharted and God of war.
I might defend my console if somebody walks in and say it sucks.But I currently don't have any reason to say other consoles suck.
Maybe we should snag all those fanboys ,stuck'em in a container and ship'em to Dubai just like from the anime "Eden of the East".