Fanboy Friday had to take a short hiatus over the holidays, but we're back and ready to go for the new year. To help ring in the start of a new decade of idiocy, this week I want to look at a few of the upcoming titles for 2010 and see what the fanboys have to say about them, even though none of them are out yet.
Based on comments, it looks like 2010 is shaping up to be the worst year of gaming we've ever had. A bunch of stupid ugly games with dumb main characters that are all ripoffs of older games, the 2010 lineup is pathetically weak.
Hit the jump to see what to avoid this year.
God of War III:
Some Sony fans are REALLY excited for this game. Some are a little too excited.
The excitement continues.
Not everyone thinks God of War is going to be good, though. Some 360 fanboys have criticisms for Kratos.
And that boxart? UGH.
It's not even going to be fun to play. You'll just mash buttons and stuff.
Conclusive proof of how awful this game is going to be.
Why can't anyone make original games anymore?
Like most gamers, this dude hates running.
And what a stupid main character they have.
Well, even though this game MIGHT look ok, XBOX SUCKS LOL.
Oh, wait, it actually doesn't look ok at all. That's too bad.
Metroid: Other M:
Popular opinion is that the developer is going to destroy the game.
What!? It's on the Wii?!
A number of people have been commenting that Samus' boobs look bigger, but this guy just doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.
It's not Fanboy Friday without a heaping helping of racism.
Some fanboys are distraught because it looks like Nintendo is making a game so that they can SELL it. Who ever heard of such a thing?
So many upcoming exclusives, and they're all going to be terrible. Here's to hoping 2011 brings something better.
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