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Fallout 3's Special Edition Pip-Boy clock draws user complaints photo

You may remember seeing this Pip-Boy clock a few months back as part of the Fallout 3 Survival Edition package, which was a little rich for some gamers' tastes at $130. Still, a lot of people did buy it, and those people are starting to speak out about it -- in specific, the clock, which sounds a little bit as if it was made in Taiwan by five year old slaves.

Posts have started to pop up on Bethesda's forums about the clock's faults, which seem to range from messy paint and scratches to total failure to operate straight out of the box or after a few days time. The clock does come with a warranty card, but -- get this -- you have to pay for the clock to be repaired AND you have to pay $10 for return shipping. Classy, right?

One customer's contact with Amazon results in their offer to refund the paying price, but that doesn't do much for fans who want what they should have gotten in the firsrt place -- a working clock. Although if you have a sense of humor, the broken clock is probably fitting as a relic of the Fallout 3 universe.Have you had any trouble with yours?

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Kennigit's Avatar
Kennigit at 11/12/2008 14:57
its from the post-apocalyptic future, of course its broken. The manufactures were going for futuristic realism imo.
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Scientist tz at 11/12/2008 15:06
I'm waiting for someone to shrink down a TRS-80 board or some similar old computer and make a real PIP boy.

Or, hell, just do it with modern firmware. The screen would have to be LCD anyway.
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teach4food at 11/12/2008 15:10
LMAO! Almost bought that edition but all I had to do was stare at my Master Chief helmut sitting in my closet collecting dust to realize the folly of such a purchase.

"Take the lunch box, leave the clock"
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar
The Incredible Edible Egg at 11/12/2008 15:12
Hey, did anyone try large doses of radiation to get them working again? *nudge nudge*
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AngelsDontBurn at 11/12/2008 15:12
I have mine, but I already have an alarm clock I use. So, due to the fact that the clock has no alarm capabilities, I just have it on display. So it's doing exactly what I wanted it to do. :) I was actually surprised when I received it because I thought it was going to look a LOT worse than it did.

I'm kind of surprised more people aren't complaining about the whole GOW 2 Lancer situation. Considering there's a small space between the batteries and the connector, so it doesn't work right out of the box for a lot of people. Pretty pathetic honestly. Luckily you could fix it by bending the metal sheet upward with a knife, or just fold a small piece of aluminum foil.

Yay! Five year old slaves!
Patorama's Avatar
Patorama at 11/12/2008 15:14
All you need is two of them. Then if your repair skill is over 50 you can take two crappy clocks and create one sort of functioning clock. God I've played too much Fallout 3 in the past few days.
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nicholasbwhite at 11/12/2008 15:14
Perhaps the people that are having problems with their clock just don't happen to have their repair skill high enough.
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JamnOnTheOne at 11/12/2008 15:21
@AngelsDontBurn

Take a look at the Amazon boards...People are in an uproar over the crappy build quality of the lancer.
LostSoulDX's Avatar
LostSoulDX at 11/12/2008 15:28
@Patorama

If it explodes, don't forget your Radaway.
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Transbot at 11/12/2008 15:37
Needs more plunger IMHO.
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roninnogitsune at 11/12/2008 15:40
I'm really wondering: When were the things that came with collector's editions anything but garbage? I mean most of them, the best thing was a mini poster, not even full size or a music CD filled with mediocre music.
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Holyetheline at 11/12/2008 15:42
I hate that the level cap is 20... This clock sucks.
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mix at 11/12/2008 15:59
Guess I don't feel so bad about not being able to purchase this in Canada.
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Patorama at 11/12/2008 16:15
@ roninnogitsune

I could be wrong, but I remember mostly getting mini-posters and music samplers as pre-order gifts for a $5 downpayment. Once people start paying $60 over the price of the original game is when they start getting picky about the quality of the extras. And hey, my Bioshock Big Daddy statue is still guarding my desk with pride.
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Sassafrass at 11/12/2008 16:16
In a fit of unbridled passion for all things Fallout, verily I did purchase the clock, and truly within a week it has fallen into disrepair and uselessness. Hopefully Bethesda or Amazon will do something to remedy the situation? Maybe?
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BluDesign at 11/12/2008 16:23
/looks at my regular retail edition

/looks a mountain of untouched junk from other games' SE pack ins sitting on my TV and desk.

I think I made the right call.
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AgentMOO at 11/12/2008 16:30
YOUR CLOCK IS NOW ADDICTED TO JET! SEE A DOCTOR TO CURE IT OR TAKE JET TO STOP THE SIDE EFFECTS!
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Phantom Spaceman at 11/12/2008 16:56
This clock is by far the cheapest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. It has none of the detailing shown in the picture, it's just plain-ass cheap grey plastic.

Also, for having absolutely no functions beside telling time (and having a display that is so dim, I couldn't read it in my dim fluorescent-lit office), 3 AA batteries only power it for 6 days. Yes, it has a battery life of SIX DAYS. As I'm not inclined to continuously buy batteries for this thing, it's basically totally useless to me now.
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zanthox at 11/12/2008 16:57
Amazon gipped me out of mine >.< so I guess I saved some money, but waaaant!
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garison at 11/12/2008 16:59
I got the Fallout 3 special edition without the clock, and when I opened up the case, THERE WAS NO DARN GAME IN THE LUNCH BOX!!! So I took it back to the store and there was no more special edtitions! So I just took the regular retail edition, and now I am sad cause I wanted the spec ed!
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AngelsDontBurn at 11/12/2008 17:32
AgentMOO wins the comment award.
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bluemeep at 11/12/2008 17:50
Mine's okay, but it's only been on for a few days so I can't really comment on battery life. It does feel a touch on the flimsy side, I'll grant you that.
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Leathersoup at 11/12/2008 23:53
I stopped purchasing "Collector's Editions". When was doing it I thought it was super cool and I loved the little gadgets but one day I looked at it all and realized I was just collecting junk.
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hpv at 11/13/2008 01:26
Not surprising. The lunchbox that came with the collector's edition is pretty damn cheap, too. Sure it looks great, but it's so thin and flimsy that it'd be useless to actually use as a lunchbox. Kind of disappointing, but at least it looks nice on the shelf.
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hjd uk at 11/13/2008 08:43
Special editions are only special for how bad value they are.
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The Grudge at 11/14/2008 11:21
I am very pleased with my bobble head and lunch box, I can use that 50 for that ill made clock and buy Persona 4!
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Necros at 11/15/2008 20:10
Mine just died today. I'm pissed.
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