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If you don't like this week's fake game idea, blame Aaron Linde -- it was his idea.

I could literally not know less about either of these franchises, suffice it to say that I imagine this fake game would involve (A) a great deal of side scrolling and (B) a great deal of unfunny mugging by Will Ferrell.

Yeah. I said it. I don't like Will Ferrell movies. Do something about it. And I also haven't played NiGHTS. Do something about it by way of sending me a Sega Saturn, along with a complimentary copy of said game.

Anyway, if you think you've got a better idea and you'd like to see Fronz, our lord and master, do up a Photoshop for it, hit the official thread and lay down your idea. It's guaranteed to be better than whatever crap Linde thinks up on a drunken summer's eve.


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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 17:52
Namelessted
TALLADEGA NIGHTS!!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 17:53
Hamza CTZ Aziz
EPIC WIN!!!!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 17:57
Mxyzptlk
Oh God! Please don't let the invisible fire kill my flying clown monster!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 17:59
king3vbo
O SHIT ITS GOT BLU-RAY
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 18:05
PiKo
is this a PS3 exclusive?
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2007 18:35
DeusPayne
1) Fucking awesome
2) Fucking terrible

1 refers to the fake game, 2 refers to not liking Will.
Lance Cardigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 01:36
Lance Cardigan
Make your photoshop slave monkey do a game cover for a game called V for Vin Diesel.
Its a game with action and cutscenes a'la V for Vendetta but they hire Vin Diesel to do the VO. Play it out in your head. Its
funny.
I know this idea is kinda dated, but nobody ever asked me before. also cocks.

[b][i]RoBoT[i][b]
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2007 19:55
BluFire
The reason you don't like Will Ferrell movies is because he's not funny.
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 22:18
Andrex
Talledega NiGHTS!! *redneck voiceover*
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