9:34 PM on 06.22.2007
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This week's fake game is one for the record books, and it's brought to you courtesy of tazarthayoot and, as always, Fronz's mad Photoshop skills. The game is Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno, and it's got more badass French people than you can shake a goddamned stick at. Says tazarth: Jean Reno plays himself in a past life, where he is also named Jean Reno. He's a captain underneath the shogunate lead by Lord Nobunaga, who is also played by Jean Reno.
During the battle of Reno-deska, he realizes that Lord Nobunaga is evil incarnate, but realizes it too late, and he and the rest of the clan (all played by Jean Reno), are left for dead. Jean Reno wakes up pissed off and decides he'll start killing zombie after zombie (played by Jean Reno) until he makes his way back to Nobunaga, for an amazing swordfight finish atop a giant mountain (played by Jean Reno), and that final fight scene is also choreographed by Jean Reno.
I've decided that there should actually be a game for this as well. It will be dubbed Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno.
Gameplay is a RPG puzzle game.
And really, I just want a photoshop of Jean Reno fighting himself on top of a mountain made up of his own head. Is that so wrong?
No, it isn't, tazarthayoot. Dreams do come true. |
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And so it was given the name Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno, and it was glorious to behold, and the people who bore witness to its majesty trembled and wept, giving cries of adulation unto the heavens.
I peed a little.
Seriously funny shit, right there.
i see you guys photoshopped in my render of Nobunaga Oda from Samurai Warriors 2. Thanks!!! :(
Merci.
I'd play it.
His eyes stare into your very soul.
I really think my brain just imploded a little bit. Could have used the words 'Jean' and 'Reno' anymore in that. It's like that old skit on Kids in the Hall, where Scott Thompson is climbing up Mt. Scott Thompson, but I think he gets eat by a giant Scott Thompson. Anyway, Mt. Scott Thompson was just Scott Thompson's thigh. Oh, the good old days.
I really like the fact that this game is based entirely on the planet JeanReno. I can jump in my spaceship, the "Jean Reno", and fly to this wonderful place. I will tell my pilot Jean Reno, "Listen to me Jean Reno, I must get to the planet Jean Reno by 23 hundred hours Earth Time, or my dog, named Jean Reno, will starve to death!!!
Hmm also...JEAN RENO!!!!
It took me like 5 minutes to realize this game wasn't going to star Janet Reno.
JeanReno
I've been laughing for the last 10 minutes straight, you can ask Snail and Dvddesign.
This game needs more Jean Reno.
Ladies and gentlemen;
TAY - ZAR - THE - YOOT
Moving on.
rofl @ grrza
This is so funny that I cried!
I have the biggest shit-eating grin on my face. This article made my weekend
Who the f*ck is Jean Reno?
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