This week's fake game is one for the record books, and it's brought to you courtesy of tazarthayoot and, as always, Fronz's mad Photoshop skills. The game is Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno, and it's got more badass French people than you can shake a goddamned stick at. Says tazarth:
Jean Reno plays himself in a past life, where he is also named Jean Reno. He's a captain underneath the shogunate lead by Lord Nobunaga, who is also played by Jean Reno.
During the battle of Reno-deska, he realizes that Lord Nobunaga is evil incarnate, but realizes it too late, and he and the rest of the clan (all played by Jean Reno), are left for dead. Jean Reno wakes up pissed off and decides he'll start killing zombie after zombie (played by Jean Reno) until he makes his way back to Nobunaga, for an amazing swordfight finish atop a giant mountain (played by Jean Reno), and that final fight scene is also choreographed by Jean Reno.
I've decided that there should actually be a game for this as well. It will be dubbed Onimusha: The Game: The Movie: The Game: Starring Jean Reno.
Gameplay is a RPG puzzle game.
And really, I just want a photoshop of Jean Reno fighting himself on top of a mountain made up of his own head. Is that so wrong?
No, it isn't, tazarthayoot. Dreams do come true.
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9:34 PM on 06.22.2007
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Seriously funny shit, right there.
Hmm also...JEAN RENO!!!!
TAY - ZAR - THE - YOOT
Moving on.