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Another week, another fake game. This week's fake game is brought to you by Dtoid forumite blueskies. His (I'm assuming it's a him) idea combines the innocent platforming elements of a Mario Bros game with the raunchy, sex-driven escapades of a Leisure Suit Larry game. The result?

Leisure Suit Luigi. Hit the jump to see the full extent of blueskies' perversion.

 

Says blueskies:

Mario is off saving the kingdom, so what's his "permanently in the shadows" brother to do? There's no giant scary mansions to vacuum, so he may as well hit the town, and try to get laid!

Using his "tall, dark, and silent" charm on the ladies might not do the trick, but being the lower end of the celebrity duo has GOT to help him score some tail from the finest babes in all of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Can you help him "lay some pipe" and "suck the competition away"?

NINTENDO PROUDLY PRESENTS THE FIRST M-RATED ADVENTURE STARRING LUIGI, THAT SEXY GREEN DEVIL WHO JUST WON'T GIVE UP.

Will he finally score? Or will he fall short, and settle for spending quiet nights alone with nothing but ghosts and his vacuum?

Advanced Wii controls include:

-Shoulder Massaging
-Hair Flicking
-Eye Winking
-Condom Application
-Rhythm Management (We don't want the big "L" looking like a rookie, do we?)
-Hooker Fighting (Like Wii Sports boxing, but with more syphillis!)
-Peeping
-Sad, Defeated Masturbation.


Help the forgotten Mario Brother pick up a babe - Because, hey, Mario ain't sharing Peach!

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Frankly, I think this could be the Wii title to shut up all those naysayers who assert that the Wii is "just for kids."  








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imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:18
imbeta
It should have been WALUIGI in that cover... what with WARIO having a great line of games, poor Waluigi is REALLY the guy who needs "some." - Luigi has a couple games out there... so, really.

Plus Waluigi has an upside-down L on his hat... for Up-side down "Leisure."
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:26
bmdubya
I'd buy it!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:34
Toneman
The Wii was made for sex simulators.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:35
Snaileb
I'd buy it too! Awesome idea blueskies!

"-Sad, Defeated Masturbation."

....if I had a nickel...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:36
Snaileb
Toneman! Welcome back! How did you get your boss to unblock Dtoid?!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:39
Toneman
Uh, I didn't. I'm just smarter than him.
pandlcg's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:44
pandlcg
Toneman let us in on your secret in case Dtoid gets blocked for some of us other saps at work.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:45
Joseph Leray
I demand more Larry boxart. It's more normal than hentai.
Adamska's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 14:55
Adamska
Mustache rides FTW.
MYL0R's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 15:20
MYL0R
Mario ain't sharing Peach, but Luigi has Daisy, which is so much better than Peach.

and yes, mustache rides ftw indeed!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 15:34
bhive01
Nice to see Toneman back in action. Don't let the man get you down... man.


OT: I'd love to see another Leisure Suit Larry game. Not that XBOX atrocity, the old adventure style versions. LSL7: Love for Sail was awesome. Check yo self and play it foo's.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 15:50
Snaileb
Waddup bhive.
Im bored and off work now, so happy 420.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 15:59
bhive01
yeah, happy 4/20! I'm listening to some Marley in tribute of the day. We need to spruce this comment section up a bit.

LSL7 FTW!



One of the easter eggs in the game is to move that top branch...
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 16:16
Toneman
I don't smoke but wooooo 420!I'll celebrate by having sushi tonight! That's like the Japanese version of weed anyways.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 16:39
bhive01
Also, ALT-text FTW!
blueskies's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 19:39
blueskies
I posted this shit like a month ago... and I am really high right now. Crazy.
arkracer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 03:48
arkracer
if you go to 1freeproxy.com you can (at least at our school) bypass blocky things.
diesporriroc13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:29
diesporriroc13
think me mad for taking such a step, but I could not help it: I retin-a online
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