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This week's fake game comes from forumite FireofEvil. He only gave us the title, Hellgate: Lon Lon, but we assume you can figure out what follows. 

Hyrule is under attack. Demons have overrun the countryside -- and we're not talking about the friendly, wimpy kind of demons that Link can destroy with a swipe or two from the Master Sword. No, these bastards come straight from Hell itself, and they've devoured most of the kingdom. Most of the kingdom, that is, save for one tiny homestead. One tiny little outpost that might very well be mankind's last defense against the forces of darkness. That outpost, of course, is Lon Lon Ranch.

With the armies of darkness at the very doorstep, it's up to Malon and Talon to take arms against the forces of evil. Rated M for mature.

Or something like that, anyway. If you think you can do better, hit the comments, or the official thread.

Oh, and the Photoshop this week (and last week, and next week, and any week there is a Photoshopped picture) was by our very own Fronz, the greatest Destructoid editor-in-chief who ever lived.  








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pagodapie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 17:07
pagodapie
Fast forward ten years: milking demon brood and overcharging the next generation of hero for the fruits of their labor.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 17:07
Joe Burling
Will there be pew pew?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 17:32
Darren Nakamura
Ah, some of the best fake games come from just stupid name puns. I mean, that's where Gears of Wario Ware came from.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 18:00
Topher Cantler
Haha, awesome.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 18:33
topgeargorilla
ok, here's a better game. an expansion pak for the sims 2 called Sims 2: Final Destination. In it, a new pack of items will brutally maim, kill, and murder your sims, and you can set up rune goldburg like murder traps. now the only way to kill the sims is to have them survive a previous fatality, and then death will haunt them. I want to play that game.
vinnchan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 22:05
vinnchan
Malon is wearing WAY too much clothing to be the heroine in this kind of game. Where's the chainmail bikini?
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