This week's fake game comes to you courtesy of forumite the GAMEGOBLIN, who also Photoshopped the above screenshot. According to Goblin:
Three friends, a dumb-ass, a smart-ass, and one who likes to pound ass, are strapped for cash. Toya, the smart one, with the help of Atsuma and Makoto, begin to build an arms trade with Kyoto city, using golems as slaves to build their weapons. During a drive-by near the sealed ward, the queen of ice (ice as in gangsta bling, yo) is awoken and regains her own arms trade. Now, Toya, Makato, and Atsuma must defeat the queen of ice (yo) before her empire gets too strong! With the help from the Coked-up princess Karin, her faithful gimp Raigar, and the lovable escaped convict Yuki, they embark on their quest for underground supremacy!!
I actually scanned in my copy of the manga and started to over-dub the text already there to work with arms dealer. If it's a good idea, i'll finish doing it.
An arms dealing game? I'd definitely play it. The world of international weaponry trafficking has been sadly ignored by videogaming at large -- perhaps Enchanted Arms Dealer is the game to change that.
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