This week's fake game is a combination of a few tehuberone Photoshops and a short SyKo-KlOwN proposition. It's called Destructoid Fanboy Hunter, and it's exactly what it sounds like.
Hit the jump for the full lowdown on the most hypothetically hardcore game ever made.
According to tehuberone, he summarizes the game as follows: "An army of Destructoids terrorize the world in a mission to rid the universe of fanboys."
SyKo-KlOwN had a similar idea a few weeks earlier, proposing,
"How about GTA-style console wars, where instead of siding with different crime orginizations you side with different console makers. You could steal blueprints for games so your own company would get more money, you could assassinate a rival company's CEO, or even sneak some very strange programming into enemy games. You could make Mickey Mouse pop up in a Resident Evil game, or something equally off the wall. But you'd have to be careful not steal any PS3's, or the cops might show up and shoot you and your dog..... Anyways just a thought."
Tehuberone also posted a potential method of distributing this hardcore game of games:
That's right: Destructoid may be coming to Xbox Live. Someday, that is.
Given this relatively brief idea for a game, what do you think should go into a Destructoid Fanboy Hunter game? Who would be the playable characters? What would their powers be? Who would they fight? Comment, by all means, or hit the official thread and let your Intervoice be heard.
Contest:
12:12 PM on 04.06.2007
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"Hey!" "Listen!" "Also, cocks!"
Perhaps a mini-game of getting Atheistium and Phoenix_Blood drunk and convincing them to do stuff over Stickam.
Destructoid Fanboy Hunter: Also, cocks
I'll help clean up this fanboy-ridden city, with my dangerous eye-gouging snail trail attack.
* Laser Beams that shoot out from the tail light eye balls
* Unicorn Summoning; they in-turn appear and trample and horn-gouge the enemy.
* repeated head-butts Destructoids metal cranium
* similar to the oil-slick in spyhunter... redirect trailing fanboys to aoljoystiq.com
The evil Jack Thompson begins suing everyone in the industry and winning. GASP! Instead of fighting back the fanboys of the world are still arguing over which system is better and why the others are completely worthless.
Rob "Loose Cannon" Summa, Ron "PR Nightmare" Workman, Rev "I'm controversial" Anthony, and Aaron "I'm not controversial" Linde are playable editors out of the box. All the editors are unlockable characters.
Each has a different attack.
[Insert unique weapons/attacks here]
Plays like Battletoads/Turtles in Time. Fight your way through all three Fanboy camps to unite the Fanboys and take down the evil Jack Thompson.
That was fun...
Summa has pizza attack
HushGush is like green lantern but uses a pencil to draw his attacks ala rakuga kids (FTW!)
Faith strips a bit so she has the same power as Nex minus cocks
This is hilarious.
BTW, go look at the 'Disney' blog.