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Are you ready for the most action-packed, all-inclusive video game ever made? Forumite Bahamut_Zero certainly was. This week's fake game -- described as a puzzle-based action shmup MMORPGRTSFPS -- is all his, and its awesomeness can be measured in the length of its name:

Command the Gears of Warcraft and Conquer Hyper-Fighting 2 Turbo:
The Final Shimmering Challenge of the Shadows of the Three Kingdoms Vanguard Sons of Liberty: Revenge

Hit the jump to see the plot, themes, and intuitive control scheme that makes this fake game so great. 

Gameplay:

hit A as fast as you can

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That wraps it up for this week's Fake Game Friday. Fronz, our lord and savior, was responsible for the photoshop: check out a larger, more detailed version of the picture here, and try to count how many different video game franchises it references. Seriously, do it.

I'd usually ask for reader suggestions as to how this game might be played or what mechanics you'd like to see implemented, yet this week, I simply can't. Bahamut_Zero laid out his vision so perfectly, and so succinctly, that I don't think any of us could truly improve upon it.

Think you can do better? Post your fake game idea in the comments or the official thread, and -- sooner or later -- we'll feature it on the front page along with (maybe) a customized Photoshop created by Fronz himself.








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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32
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imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 17:53
imbeta
I think this could be the FIRST strategy game I could play.

Sweeeeet!
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 17:54
Ignus
That looks like the best game ever.
Or at least has the best name ever...
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 17:57
ArrestedDeveloper
Double Colon, nice.
Aex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 17:58
Aex
Naisu!
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 17:59
Faith
Possibly the most addictive game evar.
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:01
Ninjajuice66
I'll wait for Command the Gears of Warcraft and Conquer Hyper-Fighting 2 Turbo: The Final Shimmering Challenge of the Shadows of the Three Kingdoms Vanguard Sons of Liberty: Revenge: Xtreme Legends
Rbj's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:08
Rbj
From the screenshot the game looks a little too simple for my liking.
vinnchan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:11
vinnchan
I'm sorry, the name has NO made up words in it. There has to be at least one word that you invented to make it a truly unique title. I suggest changing the Vanguard to Vanguarder's. Other than that it's perfect.

When does the B button expansion pack come out?
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:17
Fronz
Making that picture in Photoshop crashed my friend's PC twice, diagonal Tetris is just too much for one program to handle.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:26
brad drac
Best fake game friday ever. Awesome 'shop, fronz. Nice to see galciv getting some love.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:50
Rainbowblack
but wheres the crosshairs?
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:50
Rainbowblack
though the hearts were a nice touch
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:51
bleep
Heres a pic of the Final Boss Stage....
WillyFourEyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 18:55
WillyFourEyes
But this one has the Duck Hunt dog! Automatic win.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:01
Silverhertz
Freakin' sweet
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:15
stagl
i lol'd.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:15
DJDuffy
Add a dash of Tetris and a hint of Zelda, and you have yourself a kickass game/value meal...nice work!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:18
Jordan Devore
Best. Game. Ever.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:22
infinity
does this game come with a $200 custom controller? if it does, i'm buying that shit.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 19:29
Neil
I got this game just for the Halo Kitty 3 beta.
Salamande's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 20:51
Salamande
A super high-res version of that pic for my desktop would make my life complete. I could make like Bugs Bunny and shoot myself in the head, with a satisfied "Now, I've seen everything" to mark my passing.
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 21:13
donkeykong
I already played a game just like this and it sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2007 22:25
EternalDarkWing
You must construct additional pylons.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2007 02:50
Bob Muir
Attention game developers: what the hell are you doing with your stupid projects? Get on this now!
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2007 05:01
3r0t1c n3rd
Wutt bottun is fly up?ßß?!!!111
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2007 10:03
Kotua
Lol. Can't wait to play this game online against other peoples...
"He pressed A faster than me! NOOO!"
Nice photoshop fronz.
Looks like theres plenty of different health meters though.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2007 22:24
king3vbo
O my god, that was histerical
MrHappySunshine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2007 16:35
MrHappySunshine
Turbo button FTW!
Thisisbs's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2007 14:15
Thisisbs
MY POKEMANS!!!!

LET ME SHOW MY POKEMANS!!!

i counted 8 in there anyone know the exact number?
granealosdrum20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:30
granealosdrum20
I got up, and left the room very much excited. buy zyrtec
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