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From a title conceptualized by our own Brad Rice and Photoshopped by Topher Cantler, this week's fake game is one for the record books.Considering both Sneak King and BioShock are based off the Unreal 3 engine, why not combine the two titles into one ubergame?

Just imagine it: Ronald McDonald spends decades and millions of dollars setting up a utopia under the ocean, complete with a residential facilities, medical care, and a Playland jungle gym for the kiddies. Yet not all is right with this ostensible paradise. For while the residents of McDonaldLand seem to live in peace and harmony, they are truly impoverished in the most tragic of ways: they have never felt the taste of a flame-broiled Whopper. Not once have they experienced the succulent majesty of a Chick'n Crisp sandwich. Not so much as a single BK Stacker is to be found within the walls of McDonaldLand...

Which is where you come in.

As The King, it is your duty to travel to McDonaldLand via bathysphere and introduce its citizens to the power and the glory of the Burger King dinner menu. You'll hide in trash cans, you'll sneak past Whopper-hating Big Daddies, you'll give Kids Meal toys to Little Sisters, and you'll surprise the numerous (and, by now, insane with irritation toward their enforced diet) residents of McDonaldLand with many different items from the Burger King menu. For while Ronald McDonald's underwater city is built off the premise, "No Gods or Burger Kings, Only Man," you know better: you know that a slave obeys, but a man chooses to help himself to any one of the eight items on the BK Value menu.  








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Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:37
Chad Concelmo
COMMENT ZERO! Seriously, that game is amazing. :)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:42
blehman
This is the bestest fake game evar. DO WANT!!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:42
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh man, I seriously loled at this one. Awesome!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:42
Dale North
brilliance
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:43
Chad Concelmo
RapeTrap!
Cardoweth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:44
Cardoweth
I laughed at the part where a man chooses any of the eight items from the value menu lol.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:47
Justice
Haha one of the best fake games yet!
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:55
itemforty
I laughed so loud that I scared one of my employees. Bravo.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:59
Zac Bentz
What about this one? (Also sent to me by Brad.)

JohnnyWadd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:00
JohnnyWadd
Haha NICE!
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:09
cbre88x
Epic.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:11
Bob Muir
Sweet.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:12
Brad Rice
Big Daddy really just wants some Chicken Fries deep down inside.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:32
ShawnKelfonne
Ahh, finally I can have my plasmids my way.
Milhouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:36
Milhouse
Hehe, excellent!
m3ds's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 13:01
m3ds
XD. Best fake game I've ever read.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:02
Upgrayedd
DO WANT!!!

Also, Baioshock is HI-larious.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:56
Sharpless
Sorry, Rev. I think BaioShock just one-upped BurgerShock. That is fucking hilarious. :D And they both blew my own weak attempt at humour out of the water. Not that that's too difficult.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 15:22
Holiday
I hear if you eat enough Big Macs that you eventually get Plasmid powers. I think it's something they put in the special sauce. Shamrock shakes of course are Tonics. The question is will you save the Little Sisters by convincing them that Burger King flame broiled whoppers are better than McDonald's fried burgers or will you harvest the Little Sisters for their crispier fries?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 16:46
JonDarkwood
Oh god, it's exactly what I imagined when I clicked the link.

<3
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 18:56
Wedge
DELISHUS.
halfstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 17:58
halfstar
This game is hot!
nat145pp's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2011 03:34
nat145pp
I think we need to bring more ideas for this purpose. Involvement of young people can be handy in this regard. I am happy to find a good post here. Thank you
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