What better way to promote a game than to feature porn stars! Ron Jeremy, Krissy Lynn and Andy San Dimas star in this ad where Ron Jeremy has to settle a fairytale fight between the two female porn stars. The ad then goes on to tell us nothing useful about the game at all.
I mean, cool, boobs! That's just not going to be enough to get the average consumer to pick this game up. Or maybe it will. Boobs are a powerful thing after all.
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I think that's the whole point, they want you to get the mindset of sex in your mind (everyone loves sex) and then while your hormones take control, they hope you'll be like "man I need that game" or they hope some nerd will be like "Ohh man if I get this game, chicks will want me"
Either way the game looks silly and fun....and you can FAP to the commercial, what more could you really ask for?
In before Fox News starts riots over this "obvious kids' game blatantly tricking parents into getting their kids violent pornography". Though they're probably already polishing the pitchforks...
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4:00 AM on 10.21.2009
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Either way the game looks silly and fun....and you can FAP to the commercial, what more could you really ask for?
really, who the hell would think "Ohh man if I get this game, chicks will want me"
"they hope some nerd will be like "Ohh man if I get this game, chicks will want me"
It's kind of is like those old school cigarette ads if you think about it, you wanna be a badass cowboy? well smoke up kids!
And you are lonely, yes lonely with your one hand.
I love it. I might just buy this game to support their middle finger mentality.
I totally second that.