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Factor 5 is now blaming ghosts. The Lair absolution gets ridiculous photo

As I reported just the other day, Factor 5 director Julian Eggebrecht is doing all he can to deflect the blame for the terrible reviews that Lair has received from certain sites. First it was the fact that the PS3 hardware is new and that apparently excuses people from making bad games, then it was, quite amusingly, the fault of the reviewers that the game got bad reviews. Now, the pinnacle has been reached. It would seem that malevolent spirits are now to blame for Lair not being very good. Yes, you read that right. Factor 5 is now blaming the supernatural.

"I am not a believer in ghosts, but this one was haunted," stated Eggebrecht, somehow thinking this is a better excuse than saying Lair was 'too casual' for reviewers. "They showed the material at the last minute to Kutaragi-san, who didn't see a thing and bounced us off the reel. That's why the first tech-trailer was shown at the PlayStation meeting a few months later. That was the start of one catastrophe after the other -- deaths in the family at the worst time, sudden surgeries for key members, which bounced the technology off-track. And just in general, every single time there was a crucial delivery, something bizarre went wrong -- all the way to power outages when writing the master disks."

So there you have it -- Factor 5 is actually incapable of making a bad game ever, it's just that dark forces were working against them, because the undead and the demonic have nothing better to do than make a PlayStation 3 game suck. Seriously, Lucifer, Lord of Evil himself, sat there in the firey, tormented bowels of Hell and thought to himself, "I am so totally going to make Lair crap." It's because The Devil is an Xbox 360 fanboy, right? I'm so glad I kn ... actually, you know what? Just shut the hell up, Julian. You're not making it any better.

[Thanking TheGoldenDonut]


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Cardoweth's Avatar
Cardoweth at 09/07/2007 10:01
Oh so now blaming ghosts should be able to get me out of trouble at work too!

"Sorry boss I my report didn't turn out right, ghosts have been haunting my cubicle"
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linuxguy at 09/07/2007 10:01
ghostbusteeeeeeeeeeeers!!!
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AngelsDontBurn at 09/07/2007 10:02
There's no excuse that could ever forgive this game for being such an atrocity.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/07/2007 10:02
Maybe that company field trip to loot an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh's tomb wasn't the best idea...
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bruceleethree at 09/07/2007 10:03
How do all those catastrophes excuse the project manager's neglect on the control scheme?

That's one blaring issue that could have been addressed even if all the design team were in acoma.
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BlindsideDork at 09/07/2007 10:03
They should've stuck to Nintendo products...
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DeusPayne at 09/07/2007 10:05
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Perhaps they shouldn't have dug up that indian burial ground, pissed on the corpses, and reburied them upside down.
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MechaMonkey at 09/07/2007 10:05
They got slimed.
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Neonie at 09/07/2007 10:06
I laughed my fucking ass off. Your entrys never fail to ammuse me Jim.
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Monkeycat at 09/07/2007 10:09
Oh, wow.

Soon they're going to be blaming the Hamburgler.

HE KEPT STEALING OUR BURGERS, WE COULDN'T CONCENTRATE.
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bhive01 at 09/07/2007 10:09
Agreed BSD. Rouge Squadron was awesome on the Cube.

I've heard nothing but bad about Lair. Ghost's aside. The control scheme is where Factor 5 excelled, yet for some reason they blew it this time.
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Johnny Blaze at 09/07/2007 10:13
I think Factor 5 should just invest money on making hardware adn giving classes to people who can't make graphics on consoles.. becuase gaming is not thier forte...
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TONX at 09/07/2007 10:15
How sick would it be to see Slimer fly past you in Lair?

I ain't afraid of no Ghosts!
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galagabug at 09/07/2007 10:17
shoulda stuck with 'the dog ate my source code'
DeusPayne's Avatar
DeusPayne at 09/07/2007 10:19
Sorry galagabug, that excuse is reserved for Valve.
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AngelsDontBurn at 09/07/2007 10:19
Oh and now I want to watch Ghostbusters real bad. :(
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/07/2007 10:23


Problem solved.
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-D- at 09/07/2007 10:32
Wow. Did Factor 5 hire Gary Busey as their head of PR? If not, I think they should, he'd probably say less insane things.
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MrJunko at 09/07/2007 10:39
I aint afraid of no ghost.

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blehman at 09/07/2007 10:43
Perhaps, maybe, wearing the shamans skull as a cup while designing the control scheme was a bad idea.

In hindsight.
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bipolar beers at 09/07/2007 10:47
i was just playing lair a few minutes ago. i'm on the fourth stage. the game is haunted. no doubt about it. the controller works like a quiji board and the dragon just moves wherever the hell it wants.
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Teta at 09/07/2007 10:49
It´s the ghost´s slime that makes the controlls all shitty.
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robotplague at 09/07/2007 11:13
I actually hope the excuses don't end, they're quite amusing. Watching someone get roasted in an interview about their poorly made game and having them completely deny anything is wrong is both frustrating and entertaining.
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Lethal Dosage at 09/07/2007 11:31
Eh, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Look what happened with The Crow series.
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Necros at 09/07/2007 11:33
Don't speak its name, it shall only make the spirits stronger!
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bloodylip at 09/07/2007 11:50
@Johnny Blaze,

IIRC, F5 were the ones who created the sound layer and the compression techniques for the cube.
They should stick to middleware.
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cbre88x at 09/07/2007 11:55
I guess Lair is like that chick you'd like to bang, but she is terrible in bed.



Did I just make a comparison to sex?
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B-Radicate at 09/07/2007 12:04
Actually I did hear that ghosts are what power the PS3s magical Sixaxis control scheme. When you tilt the controller a little spirit floats out and over to the system to tell the magical dwarves whose advanced engineering spawned the system's innards to spin the Blu-Rays accordingly. That process then makes wonderful screen babies laugh and giggle on screen, which we know as TRUE 1080p technology. This makes total sense to me. Heck, I feel bad for them. Damn spirits.
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Justice at 09/07/2007 12:32
BSD you are so right!
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908peruvian at 09/07/2007 12:34
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I CANT WAIT FOR LAIR 2 !!!
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Sharpless at 09/07/2007 13:47
I guess Sony's arrogant, "we can't be wrong!" stupidity is contagious. Suck it up and admit that you dropped the ball, guys.
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some_dude at 09/07/2007 14:30
Why didn't F5 set up a secondary control scheme that like, didn't involve tilt controls. They only worked on the game 4eva, didn't it occur to them that tilty tiltenstein might not be to everyone liking.
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demon_beast82 at 09/07/2007 15:04
The funny thing is it's usually the developers blaming the publisher for making them rush the product or financial problems but the supernatural? At this point they're just making themselves look like soar losers.
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SourGr8pes at 09/07/2007 16:08
I bet it wasn't even a scary ghost, it was probably Casper, who is the ghost of Richie Rich.
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Jark212 at 09/07/2007 17:56
quick!!! call TAPS!!!
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0bshaky at 09/07/2007 20:56
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG well they better call a priest to exorcise their offices. Or if they dont have the money, given the fact this rubbish title will not sell, just a couple 4 leafed clovers and some bunny paws may do the trick...
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Boolean at 09/07/2007 23:59
At first Lair was just a bad game. Now with all the utter crap Julian is spewing, Lair is slowly lodging itself as one of the great video game distasters of all time, right along side Dikatana and Battlecruiser 3000AD
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questworld at 09/08/2007 01:18
Well, it's possible that they've hit a lot back luck if the things he say happened...

Back off man, I'm a scientist.
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Samit Sarkar at 09/09/2007 15:36
Wow, Julian. Why don’t you just man up, grow a pair, and admit that your game blew? If you can’t do that, then at least retreat into a dark corner somewhere and don’t come out until Factor 5 makes a decent game. Just don’t continue to spout this bullshit. I mean, even if someone was to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe your ludicrous ranting and raving, you still don’t make sense! Sorry, buddy, but “power outages when writing the master discs” don’t affect the quality of the game, considering that the code is already completed! If you’re gonna put some spin on negative press, at least make an attempt to have it make sense. Sheesh.
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