You've fragged, decapitated and teabagged all your buddies in countless online games over the years, but something's always been missing. You can't quite put your finger on it, but there's one thing you always felt you've never done to your best friend. You've never gotten him pregnant. Thank f*ck for Fable III!
The news comes via Official Xbox Magazine, with a revelation that reads: "The team seems committed to ensuring the [co-op] experience is in no way compromised. You’ll be able to enjoy, ahem, intimate moments with your co-op friend and eventually produce offspring together."
That's right, folks. Lionhead's upcoming Xbox 360 RPG will allow you to take your co-op fun one step further than it perhaps should ever go, as players get to consummate their online liaisons and actually have a baby together. Never before have you been able to inseminate your friend's digital womb via Xbox Live, but Molyneux and friends are about to make your sordid dreams come true.
For many of us, this will represent the closest we'll ever get to becoming pregnant ourselves. I literally cannot wait to gestate a child inside of me, and I do believe that thanks to Fable III, I am finally going to feel like a whole person. The way I should have been born. God bless you, Lionhead Studios. God bless you all.
Fable III: You can 'get intimate' with co-op partner [OXM]
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11:00 PM on 04.12.2010
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And just like that, my interest in this game has risen.
CHILD SUPPORT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!
I hope it lists the xbox live players you've had sex with.
Just wait for the trolling possibility's
GOTY
"That means a lot more males with female avatars"
If so, best game ever.
Strong, fit male looking for female with excellent gene makeup. Must be tall, beautiful and experience in a wide range of combat. Cooking and cleaning skills a bonus. Reply must include 3 different photos of self and a history of family illnesses.
Fatties need not apply.
There'd better be an achievement for that.
Only if they makeout along they way.
Though I can only hope someone in the news circuit picks up on this and is incredibly offended.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Max+likes+turtles/-possibly-nsfw-awkward-concepts-co-op-sex-159386.phtml
So true :p it was just a throwaway thought when I thought of it x) I was like "hmmm co-op sex....could be fun"
If Project Natal can't help you inseminate your friends, then it doesn't deserve the name.
But actually that could be pretty fucking brilliant.
"Yup, I've had a kid with him, him, him, him, him, and her."
I can only imagine the natal pelvic thrusting that this implies.
and you should get a notice infected a friend with a STD then when you reach 10k you get a achievement now that be interesting!