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F .. K in the coffee to win a copy of Deadly Premonition photo

Do you see this, Zach? It's a contest to win one of three copies of Deadly Premonition, each with a promotional poster. Wow, wouldn't you like to win one of those, Zach? Unfortunately we can't, so we're going to have to give them to the Destructoid readers instead. 

Here comes another contest, clear as a crisp spring morning. Destructoid has three copies of Deadly Premonition to give away, courtesy of the fine folk at Ignition. Each copy of this excellent horror/comedy game will come with a poster as well. Be the envy of all your friends next time you saunter into the Galaxy of Terror. It'll be the region-locked 360 version, so obviously this can't apply to readers outside of America.

In order to win, you need to perform a very simple task. You must F .. K in the coffee! What on Earth does that mean, exactly? It's up to YOU to decide. Post proof of your FK'ing in the coffee to be in with a chance. If it's a photo or video, make sure there is a Destructoid sign visible to prove your legitimacy. 

Contest ends AT MIDNIGHT OMG HURRY THIS IS THE LAST WARNING. With those incredibly vague entry conditions, I now leave you to work it out. Let's go, Zach!






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ZRB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:44
ZRB
i can see this going to very, very, bad places.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:44
Kraid
This contest will be clear as a crisp spring morning.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:45
Reginald
I would absolutely enter this contest if it was for the PS3 version. I don't have a 360 unfortunately. FKKKKK !
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:47
watermanx
Quick question. Has there ever been any EU comps?
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:47
Mr Andy Dixon
I am SOOOOO gonna fuck a coffee mug.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:48
Jim Sterling
watermanx:

Plenty.
NoMore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:48
NoMore
Aww c'mon Jim your from the UK right i would gladly buy a NTSC-XBOX 360 and my F K in the coffee was going to be amazing.
Someone else can steal this idea, put a shredded up copy of Heavy Rain in some coffee and drink away! F .. K in the coffee. Or there's the much ruder version that will end in a ban from the internets.
MidnightOwl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:50
MidnightOwl
Somehow this contest does not seem as fulfilling as winning a PS3 and God of War 3...
Brandon Kelly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:50
Brandon Kelly
IT NEVER FUCKING FAILS
Antwhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:51
Antwhan
i may have just bought the game, but like hell i won't try to win this...

Now all i need is some good F..King in coffee hmm
Fregoli91's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:52
Fregoli91
Hmm this game seems interesting, I'm also enjoying you'r recent reviews, Jim. You've cut out most if not all of you're normal d-baggery, to be honest I would say you're one of my favorite game reviewers.
Deadlyaroma's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:53
Deadlyaroma
IM SO FUCKING DOING THIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALRIGHT
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:53
the Company
I was just wondering the other day if this contest was ever going to happen.

And I think I will actually enter this one.

Good luck, everyone.
Well... to two others.
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:54
MowDownJoe
Does this have to be SFW?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:55
randombullseye
I BOUGHT MY COPY OF THE GAME NEW. I SUPPORT GAME DEVELOPERS AND IT WAS ONLY TWENTY DOLLARS. SERIOUSLY, 10/10 GREAT GAME OR GREATEST GAME!!!
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:56
the Company
WAIT.

When does this contest end?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:56
randombullseye
Note to self, size=100 is too big!
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:56
matty125
*plays acoustic guitar and whistles very loudly*
ZRB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:56
ZRB
is image manipulation allowed?
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:58
HOLY TACO
Do you guys know how awesome it would be if you did a Red Seeds Profile (Deadly Premonition for PS3) giveaway including PAL territories. Come on! I want this game so bad but I don't have a modded 360, this is seriously making me consider doing it though.
oknd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:59
oknd
Not all 360 games are region locked. The feature is there but it's up to the publisher/developer if they want to do it or not and Deadly Premonition is actually an unlocked game.


The coffee told me so.
http://regionfreexbox.com/xbox360/Deadly_Preminition
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 15:59
HOLY TACO
@randombullseye

It was for a good cause.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:00
wilbo
If there is one thing I love, its contest's I can't enter
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:00
covah
I'M GONNA GO TEA BAG SOME HOT COFFEE!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAH
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:01
Ramalho
I have an american Xbox so that is no excuse for US residents-only you bastards.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:02
HOLY TACO
@oknd? WTF!?

If this is true, thank you. I was looking on play-asia and other sites and everytime I found deadly premonition it said it was region locked. However theres a PS3 Asian version with the regular ol English. Unfortunate it's ~80$ compared to ~20$.
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:02
Hcapt
@ Randombullseye

You are under no obligation to support a buisness; a buisness is obligates to make things you would buy reguardless. There is absolutely no need for the term "support game developer" as developers are irrelivant to your experience with the game; all that matters is whether the end product is worth what you paid.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:03
Daxelman
My balls, they are on fire!

MEDIC!!!!
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:05
Dezroy
I second Holy Taco's motion for a Red Seeds Profile giveaway including PAL regions.
AwesomeJon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:05
AwesomeJon
I upload this directly from my phone, so it might be huge.

Therefore, I'm just posting the URL. http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww211/moonkey1point5/deb84708.jpg

I am so creative
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:07
TheDirtyHobo
Deadly Premonition articles always creep me out because I feel like Jim is directly addressing me.

And this contest is Bias™ towards me because having an alternate personality that only exists in your head isn't nearly as interesting when you share the same name.
NoMore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:09
NoMore
@awesomejon

that is a masterpiece
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:14
Super Drybones
Watch as I F .. K in the Coffee into my OWN STARBUCKS PUMPKIN MUG!
"He's a madman, a MADMAN!!!"



I made sure to leave the hot coffee in so this entry is Legit.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:17
MaximusPaynicus
Staying away from the obvious...

Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:20
Shadowiii
I just had a most brilliant idea. Stay tuned.
Nebenator's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:22
Nebenator
poorly photoshopped FORK in your coffee?
KingKirop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:22
KingKirop
a quite literal interpretation.





Notice the sweat. That mug aint gonna walk right for a week.
MidnightOwl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:24
MidnightOwl
Fruitkake in the coffee?

KingKirop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:26
KingKirop
DISREGARD THAT FIRST ONE I SUCK COCKS at resizing images i guess





Again, sweaty.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:29
ZombiePlatypus
I own the game already but would dig having a poster. Oh well, good luck to all who enter. To those who enter but don't win I say this; Buy the fucking game after you lose. It's twenty bucks for the darkhorse GOTY contender, that's a steal!
miquonranger03's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:29
miquonranger03

This is clearly "F..K" spelled out in coffee mugs. So. F..K. In the coffee. Mugs.
killercow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:29
killercow
Ok here's mine. Done in paint took 5 second. I agree the pun is not very funny but still i couldn't resist ^^

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9470/coffeem.jpg
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:30
Naim Master
This can't end well...
miquonranger03's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:32
miquonranger03
This is mine from above; it got cut off but it you right click and click "open image in new tab" you can see the whole thing

http://i43.tinypic.com/2dl5660.jpg
Boogie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:40
Boogie
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs453.ash1/24923_1401457360459_1353078757_31146291_5905674_n.jpg
StepTangent's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2010 16:48
StepTangent
I agree with randombullseye and his giant text. Just buy the fucking game. It's 20 bucks and it's pretty damn awesome in a ridiculous sort of way.
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