I’m not going to bother you with my analysis of the above video nor will I attempt to explain the majority of its content. I’m afraid that my words would spoil the jokes. The only thing you need to know is that this is a promotional video F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin. And it rocks.
I couldn’t laugh because I was too busy staring at the nurse. She has two magnificent eyes. The other two nurses at the end of the video don’t have bad ones either.
If I may put my male idiocy aside for the moment, I have to point out something that Conrad caught when I showed him the video. Toward the end, the main nurse (the one with the magnificent eyes) said, "...we care about your gaming experience ... and you.”
Her pause speaks volumes about the games industry.
The demo is incredible. I never played the original (usually don't like horror games) but WOW. (It's also one of the best looking games my PC has ever touched, Crysis and all the benchmark games included. Ridiculously great.)
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5:20 PM on 01.23.2009
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Can't wait for this game! After playing the demo, I'm really fucking impressed. It makes the first one look like shit. DOG shit.
...Gonna be a good game too.
I swear that is all I've seen lately and, while I am not complaining about the visuals on offer, I must say it is bringing things to a new low.