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Eye Roll Fest 2010: Gran Turismo 5 is 90 percent complete photo

My eyes hurt from rolling. I'm dizzy and they're bloodshot from rolling. Why all the rolling? It comes from the statement from Polyphony Digital's Kazunori Yamauchi saying that the ultra-delayed Gran Turismo 5 is 90 percent complete now. Bullsh*t. I feel like even if it's 99 percent complete, we still won't see it for forever.

"We are just working on the last ten percent and polishing up everything," he told USA Today.

You say that, and then we see that the Japanese release date was pushed back. And look at this GameStop release/ship date for the game: November 1, 2010. What?! Early last year, you said the same thing!

It's just some arbitrary number you picked out of your head, just like you said that your game is using 80 percent of the PS3's power. Quit talking, quit making sh*t up and get back to working on your game so that you might release it before people stop caring about it.

Gran Turismo 5 Is 90 Per Cent Complete [Next Gen]








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Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:07
Videodrone31
@Dale north

too late I just stopped caring. This game will never ever live up to the hype:( sad cause GT has always been my favorite racing sim.
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:10
Xonticus
GT5: The new DNF love story.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:11
HoodedMiracle
And this is why I hate release dates. -_-
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:14
Emrah
I'm still interested, but I can understand ppl who lost interest..

BTW, legion, can I has my destructoid back please? You are the most obtrusive ad ever, and I hate you.

Sincerely,
Emrah
Linfosoma's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:15
Linfosoma
Note to Polyphony: Stoping making GT5, make Omega Boost 2 instead.
kthxbai.
Steven Alan Emmanuel Kiel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:16
Steven Alan Emmanuel Kiel
I WANT A GRAN TURISMO 5 PLAYSTATION 3. I will do awful, terrible things for them to make one. In ways, I wish that they do not make one...as there is no amount of money that is TOO much for it. I just had to get that off my chest. I know everyone wants this to come out, but think about it guys, if they just kept shooting them out, there would never be any new cars. Just a few each time, and more money to spend...I know I still play GT4 on a daily basis. The only reason I even have a Playstation 3. But lets be real, can any of us really live a complete life without an Official Gran Turismo 5 edition Playstation 3? NO. Come on Sony!
Kuwanjahbee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:17
Kuwanjahbee
@emrah

I don't understand this? apparently their is a legion trailer? Have people not heard of Adblock Plus?
m_earendil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:17
m_earendil
The WHOLE forza series (that's one game for the Xbox and two for the 360) has been released after GT4 lauched and before GT5 it's even done.

Do you remember that chart someone collected of all the major games that were developed and released in the same time Duke Nukem Forever was still "in developement"? I bet the GT5 chart would be just as big.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:19
Onlineatron
All this 'it's the new DNF' is a crock!

Do you really think Sony will let one of it's largest franchises with 60million sunk into fall by the wayside?

Considering the quote from the recent delay was 'the delay only affects Japanese markets' I'd assume they are merely shooting for a closer to worldwide release date.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:21
KingSigy
This game is never coming out. What is the point, anyway? Forza is a much more realistic representation than GT3 or 4 was.
m_earendil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:22
m_earendil
Found the list (the DNF one):

http://duke.a-13.net/

Scroll to the bottom.... It's amazing what we (and some stubborn shareholders) have to put up with sometimes.

But don't worry, 2010 it's finally gonna be the year of the PS3 (for real this time, honest) and the year GT5 releases!! yay!!!
Infamy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:24
Infamy
AMEN. Thank God for Forza 3. 230~ hours gameplay so far.
Mace's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:25
Mace
I have already stopped caring about this game.
After being in development for so long this game is going to need to be able to cook me dinner and give me a blowjob to be worth it!
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:25
Videodrone31
@m_earendil


zip up your pants your fanboy is hanging out:) 2010 will be the year of the gamer! Ecspecially for me since I own 360 and a ps3.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:32
Holyetheline
Judging on how long they've been working on this I wouldn't be surprised if the last 10 percent took almost all of 2010 to wrap up.
m_earendil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:33
m_earendil
@Videodrone31: I own all three current consoles, and I still have a working Dreamcast and an Commodore64, and have enjoyed them all a lot. I could be called many things, except a fanboy.

I just wish the sarcasm of my comment was more evident, but the actual facts were more bitter than anything I could come up with.
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:36
Videodrone31
Aplolgies

you sarcasm was lost on me:)
airbagtelex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:40
airbagtelex
it makes perfect sense.

You can't release FF13, God of war 3, and gran turismo 5 in the same month. Hell even GOW3 and FF13 coming out in the same month is insane. I'm expecting an april release in japan, and May in the U.S.
DLord25's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:43
DLord25
"Quit talking, quit making sh*t up and get back to working on your game so that you might release it before people stop caring about it."

Too late. I stopped caring(read: waiting) and bought Forza, then Forza 2. And now it looks like it won't be long before Forza 3 is also purchased. I am a pretty patient person, but damn. This game had better blow Forza outta the water for the developers sake.
(NOTE: none of you can say shit whether it will or won't because you have not played it yet)
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:44
rsquad
If it's any consolation there are some new screens of the game on PSXtreme and they look NOTHING like that crappy time trial demo they just put out. They look freaking amazing.

And to all the people complaining: You are just complaining because the bloggers keep egging this situation on. Sad to see so many people rely on websites to tell them how to feel. There's like a billion games on the market, find something else to play. GT5 will come out whenever its ready.
AidyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 15:45
AidyD
Lovin all the crap people spout whenever GT5 is in the news.

You all know it will sell millions, specifically to the broader market, the market that doesnt get too wrapped up in the gaming world.

It will be featured on Top Gear, mens magazines (not those ones) and the national media will praise it with their limited understanding of videogames in those funny little 'technology' sections....
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:00
Sir playedallot
AidyD
Out of all reason, i know! Maybe we see a forza 4 till then, who knows!?
Gestault's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:01
Gestault
@rsquad: I hate to say it, but in my experiences, I trust eyes-on time with a demo more than PR release images on a site like PSXtreme (recall their commentary on the Edge Killzone 2 review? Yeesh.) That demo was just...bad. I really enjoy this genre and this series, but wow, that shot some holes in my expectations. Gran Turismo PSP didn't help either.

It's funny to see you saying things like "Sad to see so many people rely on websites to tell them how to feel" while in the same breath you're telling people that their time with a playable demo of the game is wrong because of screenshots put out for the game's PR cycle. My problems with the game had almost nothing to do with the visuals; it just didn't play well.
airbagtelex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:12
airbagtelex
It's fully possible that Polyphony Digital put out a very basic demo that was lacking in many departments to lower fan expectations and then have them FULLY BLOWN AWAY when the actual game hits.

a wise strategy for such a highly anticipated, extremely delayed game.

and like i said earlier, you can't release FF13, GOW3 and GT5 in the same month, people who cant afford to buy all 3 will chose 1 or 2 and sony would lose out on sales overall.
AidyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:16
AidyD
Playedallot

It will be out this year, c'mon, I know everyone loves abit of drama, and yea its taken a few years, but GT5 is blatently gonna be out this year.....

This storm in a teacup will be long forgotten by the time GT5 is out and winning awards left right n centre.

Cant you see the reviews opening gambit across the internet?

'Well, it most certainly took its time getting here... But we are happy to announce it was well worth the wait' and all those other boring cliches.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:19
munkee
as a tribute to polyphony, im only going to finish 90% of thi
wonky360's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:26
wonky360
They are trying to integrate duke nukem as a driver I hear. Even Alan Wake may arrive before we see this.
WhiteZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:26
WhiteZombie
@ munkee - hahaha that was hilar
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:27
Mr Andy Dixon
Hahahahaha @ Munkee
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:29
Sir playedallot
airbagtelex that sounds total logical to me "we release a crapy demo so people will be surprised when they buy the full game"!!!

Why not every developher is making such a smart marketing? So every Bad demo i played recently must be a real gem. Conversely this means every good demo is a bad game. Man, if i had just heard your advise sooner! I could have saved a lot of money!
Buddyleej's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:30
Buddyleej
The only thing that gets me is how many side bullshit projects this company gets into. Meanwhile their loyal fanbase, the one their popularity was built upon, just sits and waits.
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:37
Sir playedallot
Buddyleej
Look at a blizzard, its the same! As long as the wow cashcow is grazing^^ ...
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:37
Los255
DON'T FORGET 3D HURRRRR
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:48
Videodrone31
@airbagtelex

that has got to be the biggest load of shit I have ever heard. I about peed my pants when I read that shit:( Im speechless.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:52
Xzyliac
Now if Duke Nukem Forever releases before GT5 the greatest joke in video game history will end with a bang!
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:53
Videodrone31
I just reread your comment hoping I had misread it. Nope you actually said a company would release a subpar demo to lower fan expectations and then blow them away with the final product. Hahaha! WTF?? Do you actually believe this? I hope you are joking.
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:54
X3Ent3nte
most of the cars would be out of date by now anyway, if they finally manage to conquer their OCD and actual release it, it will need a shit load of dlc anyway and patching. I mean wtf is taking so long. Is the mercedes hood ornament not casting the currect shadow or something?!! i swear they said a year ago that gt5 is 100% finished and that were just waiting for the right market conditions to release it.
Weapon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:09
Weapon
i don't understand how these idiots aren't out of money yet
hellodrjoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:21
hellodrjoe
agreed. Ive lost almost all my faith in this product, Thank god my GT force feedback pro wheel works with Need For Speed shift, or I'd be pissed.... Hey by the time this actually comes out I wonder if we will se forza 4 compete with grand turismo 5? haha
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:30
Xonticus
@ x1251

and so does postponing the release of a product by years in dev hell.
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:35
Sir playedallot
No matter what everyone says GT5 will be released sooner or later.
And every (only)ps3 owner will get it, thats for sure. No matter how pissed they are right now.
Then every anger is blown awy faster than you can say "shotgun", the praising(gt5) will start over again as much as the bashing(forza3) and we can live in piece and harmony again...till GT6 on PS4
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:43
pascuz46
First off Im not a Gran Turismo fan at all, but for all the people bitching about waiting do you have any idea how much work they are putting into the game? In the latest issue of PTOM they have stated that GT5 has over 1000 cars in it. Thats ONE- THOUSAND! They are not only modeling the outside of cars but also the interior. It also said in the article that a car takes between 3 to 6 months to make. From a colleague of pictures to a fully rendered 3D model. Either way they are putting in a ton of work into this game, and the developers are known for being insanely meticulous with detail. So give Polyphony some slack, remember they are working on more that just cars for this game too. I think this game will be worth the wait.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:45
pl0x kthanxbai
my eyes are so rolled i think i can actually see my brain inside of my head
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:50
Videodrone31
Jesus Christ! You GT fanboys are super loyal. And super blind! This game can never be as good as your expectations.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:58
lewness
90 percent! That's, like, 1000 KLOC left! YAY!
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:00
Sir playedallot
That doesnt matter they will by it as if its the last bottle water on earth.Look at heavy rain its sooooo inovative that nobody realises that its just an adventure game^^

But honestly, what other choices do the (only)ps3 owners have but keep waiting? If gT5 where a gametype wich would interesst me i would do the same, but lukily its not so i keep living my (gamer)life without delays
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:05
Xzyliac
And every (only)ps3 owner will get it, thats for sure.

That's some prime bullshit right there.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:13
pedrovay2003
Duke Nukem Turismo, anyone?
mizzougrad01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 19:00
mizzougrad01
The earliest I see this getting released is Christmas 2010. I'll come back in 11 months to say I told you so.
Videodrone31's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 19:10
Videodrone31
^^. LOL.

It's gonna be bad if this game isn't better than forza 3. By better I mean alot better. Just a little won't cut it.
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