If you are ever in a situation where your little sister complains about a Mario game being too hard, please just slap her and show her this video.

Created by a random somebody in Taiwan (my vote is for escaped mental patient), this Mario mod is like a sick work of art. Granted, I would most likely give up after about one minute, but the sadomasochist inside of me wants to play it to death until I complete it. I mean, seriously, beating this would give you the ultimate video game bragging rights. I don’t even think Lucas would stand a chance.

Some of my favorite parts:

• -The pipe that leads to sudden death. That just isn’t cool.
• -The hidden coin blocks that just so happen to be in the “perfect” spots.

Whoever designed this deserves a special place in hell. But, at the same time, I raise my glass to you, you magnificent bastard.

[Via G4 -- thanks, Caleb!]

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Natedizzle

That's pretty funny, you have to admit.

Mabec

I laughed, but the stream was borring to load. Watching everything all over...zzz

jimjo

i blew snot all over my screen when he hit the coin block trying to jump the gap after the squid.

Detry

Hardcore.

ScarCeLLe13

that was pretty amazing.

After the first 10 min for me it would have been out the window

ian_esq

insannne

ExpertPenguin

am I wrong for laughing at this?

MAN that's horrible. Especially when he thought he had the jump right, and conked his head on the block.

Monte

Oh man, those hidden coind blocks are the best part of it... Makes me lauch everytime. Little mario spends so much time preparing to jump and then he goes and WHAM. It's like Brilliant comedic timing right there

Scape

Props to anyone who has actually beaten this. It would be real hell if you died on 1-2 and had to go back to 1-1.

Tron Knotts

This is the most brutal film I've ever seen. It makes Hostel look like Porky's 2.

Colette Bennett

That is fucking hilarious. It has to have been made by a devious Japanese teenager.

beer baron

Wow, that is some fucked up twisted shit. I thought the Lost Worlds Super Mario was hard, but it doesn't even compare to that video

Jordan Devore

Hahaha

Matthew Mac

That was great! But does anyone else think the guy playing really sucked, too?

Bob Muir

And Nintendo of America thought the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 was too hard.

Topher Cantler

Oh, you better fluff, bitch.

BritiniMartini

even just WATCHING this is driving me fuckin insane...

LeeMon

Personally, my favorite dose of Mario 1 hack insanity is Air:
http://tasvideos.org/Movies-Hacks.html

denki

I've seen worse when doing random stuff with a game genie, but nothing so manufacturedly difficult that is also beatable.

...What? No closure? ASS!

joeisremy

anyone know where i can get this. i needed a reason to blow my brains out.

Danger Shark

This is like, Hitler wrong.

Chad Concelmo

@denki,
I know, I was hoping for a dramatic boss fight or something. Dag!

BritiniMartini

omg... at 6:36 when he thought he had to go around the pipe.. and then it ended up just being see-thru. lmfao priceless.

and wow... the beginning of 1-2 where he just keeps on hitting that fuckin block over and over again had me lolin.

The best parts tho, are when he sits back and tries to perfectly line up his jump... then a fuckin invisible block just pops up out of nowhere. (like at 15:30 lol)

casualweaponry

Wow, that was made by someone who loves videogames but totally, completely, and utterly hates humanity.
Funny to watch, but painful to play.

The CronoLink

Same feelings, Penguin and Monte. I just couldn't help laughing and at the same time cursing those conveniently-set blocks of hell. Many times I laughed and was sad. Of course, those blocks out the ass (because they definitely were) are just priceless timely comedy, which is lacking in some shows nowadays.

Michmaster

just 30 stages more to go and the guy can r.i.p

elbartoqwertyuiop

This is sick to watch, but I want to play it, link, plz?

generaldane

this game makes ninja gaiden looks like super happy fun time

CypherVR

OMG, when you die and go to hell i wonder if games will be like that..
~in before - In hell, games play you!~

momiji58

The hidden coin blocks are just priceless... Especially when past the middle of the segment, he just test jumps first on every platform before continuing.

Thornnn

That looks awesome. I wanna try it.

el moco

holy shit, that's hardcore.

ZeeJayTL

Super Mario Bros.: Your God Is Dead

bleep

boltox

I lol'd hard. That shit is diabolical.

Chazboski

This is the the best thing I have seen in years.... Comedic Gold

TheRob91

Wow, complete insanity. BUT NO END, GAAAAAAHHHHH. Now I want to blow my brains out for having no end.

thisissami

hahahaha!!! i love this!!!

Rosseh

Someone should teach that guy how to edit.

Sharpless

Wow. I thought it would be stupid before I watched it but, man, that is hilarious. Definitely better without the edits, though I'm thankful for the ability to skip ahead.

Chad Concelmo

I'm sorry, Lucas, I didn't mean to doubt your mad skillz.

Holmfry

Moderately difficult Mario level + WORST PLAYER EVER = difficult looking Mario level.

AngelsDontBurn

Thank you so much for posting this bro. Most HILARIOUS thing today! I was watching it at work and seriously cried, as well as another co-worker.

Invisible blocks FTW!

daewootech

so. where can i get this ROM????

seriously i want to play. its going to be on VC for me Wii too right?!?, lol

Ninjajuice66

Did you import that game from hell?

-Blank-

funniest thing ive ever scene...

wow

that would have driven me banana sandwitch

Spitfire747

You would have found me in a psych ward after playing that.
It doesn't even end.

Poopface Morty

Oh man, that is hilarious. I would have said 'fuck it' a little sooner than most folk. That's game design from hell.

bkf52

mine only goes to 5 minutes and cuts off for no reason, i wanna see the end of it!!!

Sueng

Wow! Angry Nintendo Nerd needs to play this!