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Excuse me, but you have a crab on your head photo

You know it's true love when your girl gives you crabs for your one year anniversary. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

The lovely Vintage Lust over at Girl Gamers decided to make her sweetie a 3D head crab  from Half Life 2 plushy for their one year anniversary. Finding the pattern on the 3D2TOY Project Web site, she sewed and painted the little Hedy Lamarr herself. How Martha Stewart meets Gordon Freeman of her.

I truly suggest all the crafters out there give handmade videogame goodies to their sweeties for birthdays, Christmas, and any other day you feel it appropriate. Plus, it’s cheaper than actually buying them something.


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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:17
Niero
love this!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:17
Professor Pew
Lol, the picture already cracked me up, but that last sentence really did it.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:17
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Why don't I hear screaming? I wouldn't be that pleased to have a Headcrab on my face.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:18
Hamza CTZ Aziz
That's pretty neat!
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:21
Rogue Trooper
"How Martha Stewart meets Gordon Freeman of her."

Somethings wrong with this sentence, I don't know what.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:36
Pedro Blandino
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:02
tazarthayoot
It's not Hedy, it's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr!

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:05
NightDehumidifier
Now here's this giant enemy headcrab...
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:10
Rogue Trooper
@tazarthayoot:

There are so many things in that post I don't understand. 1874? What? What does 1874 have to do with this? I..I.. I don't see where you're coming from.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:15
tazarthayoot
Am I the only one who has seen Blazing Saddles?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:16
Professor Pew
@Rogue Trooper: Blazing reference is saddling... Wiki may help!
renison's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:16
renison
That pic went from funny, to cute, to, "damn she's really hot.."

Is it dorky that all I want to do with that toy is put if over my head and go around a party moaning and screaming muffled gibberish while walking like a zombie? Or am I just 1337 that way?

Where's Barney!!?
vinnchan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:40
vinnchan
@Renison

No way man. I totally already have a lab coat. That would make the best Halloween costume, with built in pickup line!

"Babe, you look like you need some crabs."
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:07
bipolar beers
she kinda looks like bjork but with crabs
Kfizz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:15
Kfizz
almost looks like pussy in the way she is holding it in the 2nd pic. It must have taken a long time to make it would be funny if it was a hat.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:30
Crunshii
bjork with crabs lols. btw, fist pic is cute, the second one looks like a Metroid vagina.

Mother Brain anyone?
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:48
BlackDove
Quick. Somebody attack its weak point for massive damage. Or I'll have to.

Too late.
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 21:50
emotaku
I came.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 00:04
Mxyzptlk
I smell a new Stickam meme, "Put Crab On Head."
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 01:25
ChrisFurniss
@kfizz

The fact that you so casually call it that seems to be an indication that you have never seen one. Trust me, they are not crab-shaped.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 02:08
Sharpless
No, seriously, the mouth looks vaginal. The dude is so going to misuse that.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 05:20
hjd uk
yeah, but its got teeth in there :S
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2007 11:22
PetiePal
Best GF ever. Faith I hope you do these things.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2007 12:52
blehman
Wow, can't believe it but "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" lolz
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