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Excuse me, but you have a crab on your head
6:18 PM on 08.02.2007, Faith 25 comments

Excuse me, but you have a crab on your head photo
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You know it's true love when your girl gives you crabs for your one year anniversary. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

The lovely Vintage Lust over at Girl Gamers decided to make her sweetie a 3D head crab  from Half Life 2 plushy for their one year anniversary. Finding the pattern on the 3D2TOY Project Web site, she sewed and painted the little Hedy Lamarr herself. How Martha Stewart meets Gordon Freeman of her.

I truly suggest all the crafters out there give handmade videogame goodies to their sweeties for birthdays, Christmas, and any other day you feel it appropriate. Plus, it’s cheaper than actually buying them something.


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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain at 08/02/2007 18:17
Why don't I hear screaming? I wouldn't be that pleased to have a Headcrab on my face.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 08/02/2007 18:18
That's pretty neat!
Rogue Trooper's Avatar
Rogue Trooper at 08/02/2007 18:21
"How Martha Stewart meets Gordon Freeman of her."

Somethings wrong with this sentence, I don't know what.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 08/02/2007 18:36
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tazarthayoot at 08/02/2007 19:02
It's not Hedy, it's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr!

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 08/02/2007 19:05
Now here's this giant enemy headcrab...
Rogue Trooper's Avatar
Rogue Trooper at 08/02/2007 19:10
@tazarthayoot:

There are so many things in that post I don't understand. 1874? What? What does 1874 have to do with this? I..I.. I don't see where you're coming from.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 08/02/2007 19:15
Am I the only one who has seen Blazing Saddles?
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 08/02/2007 19:16
@Rogue Trooper: Blazing reference is saddling... Wiki may help!
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renison at 08/02/2007 19:16
That pic went from funny, to cute, to, "damn she's really hot.."

Is it dorky that all I want to do with that toy is put if over my head and go around a party moaning and screaming muffled gibberish while walking like a zombie? Or am I just 1337 that way?

Where's Barney!!?
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vinnchan at 08/02/2007 19:40
@Renison

No way man. I totally already have a lab coat. That would make the best Halloween costume, with built in pickup line!

"Babe, you look like you need some crabs."
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bipolar beers at 08/02/2007 20:07
she kinda looks like bjork but with crabs
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Kfizz at 08/02/2007 20:15
almost looks like pussy in the way she is holding it in the 2nd pic. It must have taken a long time to make it would be funny if it was a hat.
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Crunshii at 08/02/2007 21:30
bjork with crabs lols. btw, fist pic is cute, the second one looks like a Metroid vagina.

Mother Brain anyone?
BlackDove's Avatar
BlackDove at 08/02/2007 21:48
Quick. Somebody attack its weak point for massive damage. Or I'll have to.

Too late.
emotaku's Avatar
emotaku at 08/02/2007 21:50
I came.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 08/03/2007 00:04
I smell a new Stickam meme, "Put Crab On Head."
ChrisFurniss's Avatar
ChrisFurniss at 08/03/2007 01:25
@kfizz

The fact that you so casually call it that seems to be an indication that you have never seen one. Trust me, they are not crab-shaped.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/03/2007 02:08
No, seriously, the mouth looks vaginal. The dude is so going to misuse that.
hjd uk's Avatar
hjd uk at 08/03/2007 05:20
yeah, but its got teeth in there :S
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PetiePal at 08/06/2007 11:22
Best GF ever. Faith I hope you do these things.
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blehman at 08/06/2007 12:52
Wow, can't believe it but "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" lolz
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