Two Worlds wasn't too hot. I know it. You know it. The people who made the game know it. One person who definitely knows it is villainous henchman Sordahon, who gave up the life of a mysterious brooding thrall to become a mysterious brooding resident of Midlothian.
These live-action trailers (one above, one after the jump), exclusive to Destructoid, tell the story of Sordahon as he comes to terms with being in a game that absolutely sucked. Much fun is poked at the critical reception of Two Worlds, and it should give you a little pre-weekend chuckle at the very least.
Two Worlds II is actually looking pretty hopeful, as it goes. Check out my preview of the game where I was surprised by how not-shit it actually was!
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