We're really looking forward to Darksiders at Destructoid, and THQ apparently likes that we're looking forward to it. Both of these elements have collided to allow us to be the first ones to show off the Achievements and Trophies that will be yours for the unlocking in this steroid-friendly action game.

Most of the rewards are for killing everything in sight, which is definitely my cup of tea. It's also not often you can unlock an Achievement for "taking a helicopter out with a car during the Apocalypse." In addition, you can get an Achievement for slaying 666 demons and one for shedding 3,000 gallons of demon blood. The list of awards leaves little doubt in my mind that this will be one of the manliest games of 2010.

Darksiders is out in the first week of the new year and it's looking pretty spiffy. Hit the jump for our exclusive Achievement and Trophy details.

Name: Prison Break     
Details: Free Samael from his prison     
Achievement: 20     
Trophy: 15 Bronze

Name: Death Dealer    
Details: Meet Vulgrim    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Like A Bat Outta Hell   
Details: Defeat Tiamat    
Achievement: 40    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: One Tough Cookie    
Details: Meet Ulthane    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Rocked Your Face Off    
Details: Defeat The Griever    
Achievement: 40    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Ashes to Ashes   
Details: Defeat the Stygian    
Achievement: 40    
Trophy: 30 Silver

Name: One Mean Mother    
Details: Defeat Silitha    
Achievement: 40    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Payback's A B****   
Details: Defeat Straga   
Achievement: 50    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: The Final Challenger   
Details: Defeat the Destroyer   
Achievement: 70   
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Balance Restored    
Details: Defeat the game on NORMAL    
Achievement: 100    
Trophy: 90 (Gold)

Name: The True Horseman    
Details: Defeat the game on APOCALYPTIC    
Achievement: 100    
Trophy: 90 (Gold)

Name: To Move A Mountain    
Details: Collect the Earthcaller    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Who's Counting?    
Details: Defeating more Angels than Ulthane    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Reach Out & Touch Somebody    
Details: Collect the Abyssal Chain    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Into The Void    
Details: Collect  Voidwalker    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Elemental Thief    
Details: Collect the Crossblade    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Sight Beyond Sight    
Details: Collect the Mask of Shadows    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Devastator    
Details: Kill 10 enemies with one blade geyser wrath attack    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15  (Bronze)

Name: Treasure Hunter    
Details: Search 150 chests.    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Tremor Bringer    
Details: Collect the Tremor Gauntlet    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15  (Bronze)

Name: An Old Friend    
Details: Collect Mercy    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Reaper    
Details: Collect The Scythe    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Aerial Predator    
Details: Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Full Power    
Details: Collect the maximum amount of lifestones    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Wrath of War    
Details: Collect the maximum amount of wrath cores    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Ultimate Blade   
Details: Forge the Armageddon Blade   
Achievement: 20   
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Wrath Machine    
Details: Collect all the Wrath Powers    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Reunited    
Details: Obtain Ruin    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Slayer    
Details: Kill 666 Demons    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Don't Make Me Angry    
Details: Collect the Chaos Form Ability    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Chasm Jumper    
Details: Collect the Shadowflight Ability    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: World Raider    
Details: Collect All 27 Artifacts    
Achievement: 30    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: Legendary Form    
Details: Collect the Abyssum Armor Set    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: River of Blood    
Details: Shed 3000 gallons of demon blood    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Dark Rider    
Details: Ride for 100 miles    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Horseman   
Details: Kill 150 Demons from horseback    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Time Lapse    
Details: Collect the Chronomancer Ability    
Achievement: 15    
Trophy: 15     Bronze

Name: Battle Hardened    
Details: Max out all weapons & unlock all combat moves    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 30 (Silver)

Name: High Flier    
Details: Kill 5 duskwings without touching the ground    
Achievement: 20    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)

Name: Improvised Kills    
Details: Kill 150 enemies with items from the environment    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 15  (Bronze)

Name: BFA    
Details: Unlocked EVERYTHING    
Achievement: 30    
Trophy: 0 (Platinum)

Name: You Call That Easy?    
Details: Complete the game on EASY    
Achievement: 10    
Trophy: 90  (Gold)

Name: Open Air Parking    
Details: Taking out a helicopter with a car, during the apocalypse    
Achievement: 5    
Trophy: 15 (Bronze)