Listen, we all know sex sells, but Evony has taken the idea to a truly unprecedented level by plastering attractive women all over their game that has nothing to do with half-naked attractive women. You've probably seen their ads around, but if you haven't here is the lowdown on their bosomtastic ads. It doesn't end at their advertisements, however. Even Evony's sign up page (seen above on the left) has mostly naked women on it, and they have even less to do with the game than the normal cleavage bearing females they show off.
In fact those two ladies have been featured elsewhere in the world and Negative Gamer has found it. That place is on the cover of the film Girls Playing With Girls 102. Yup, Evony grabs its photos from iStock and evidently so do low-budget porn DVD makers. Sadly, the two attractive blondes on the cover of the DVD are not in the movie at all. According to reviews of GPWG102 the women in it "look like they are on a 3 year meth binge, toothless and homely. Found on the street holding signs that say 'will do nasty things for crack rock.'"
Also, I would like to request the the makers of Evony not sue me. K, thanks.
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8:00 PM on 11.08.2009
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There goes my fap urges for at least 10 minutes.
http://g.kingory.com/regpv.do?sno=k2&ga=1&cam=NA-KT-Other_Topic-CPA&agn=Desktop&lp=13&gclid=CJj9wY3O-p0CFSReagodZkydqA
I mean, c'mon - it's gaming related and art theft!
I saw that ad yesterday and didn't even recognize that it was Evony it was so unrelated. I gotta say though I'm not surprised. Not at all.
What really cracks me up though is that review.
two- it is pretty damned funny that the pron lifted the pic from iphoto instead of showing actresses that are actually in the film
three- I wonder how the two models feel about being on the front of the pron
Or maybe that does make it funnier, I dunno. Evony sucks.
Blatantly stolen fanart and of a highly recognizable Capcom character at that! Not only is someone *begging* for legal trouble, that's just shady beyond belief. :P
Hey that picture was my wallpaper for some days.