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Evony uses porn cover ladies to advertise

8:00 PM on 11.08.2009  ·  Matthew Razak
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Listen, we all know sex sells, but Evony has taken the idea to a truly unprecedented level by plastering attractive women all over their game that has nothing to do with half-naked attractive women. You've probably seen their ads around, but if you haven't here is the lowdown on their bosomtastic ads. It doesn't end at their advertisements, however. Even Evony's sign up page (seen above on the left) has mostly naked women on it, and they have even less to do with the game than the normal cleavage bearing females they show off.

In fact those two ladies have been featured elsewhere in the world and Negative Gamer has found it. That place is on the cover of the film Girls Playing With Girls 102. Yup, Evony grabs its photos from iStock and evidently so do low-budget porn DVD makers. Sadly, the two attractive blondes on the cover of the DVD are not in the movie at all. According to reviews of GPWG102 the women in it "look like they are on a 3 year meth binge, toothless and homely. Found on the street holding signs that say 'will do nasty things for crack rock.'"

Also, I would like to request the the makers of Evony not sue me. K, thanks.

 
 

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