It was Jon Carnage who first introduced me to the the genius of Everything is Terrible. "No hamburgers, no pizza, no movies, no television" is uttered by someone here at Dtoid HQ at least once a day. That's just one example of how the EiT brand of tribute/mockery can get under your skin.
I wonder if anything from this video will also become a household catch phrase? There is a lot here to choose from. Personally, I can't pick just one line to run with.
I am a little disappointed though to see no reference to that classic Turbographx-16 promo video. That was my personal favorite growing up. It also would have been awesome if something from the Destructoid Show popped up in there. I'm just as goony as these guys (if not more so), don't you think?
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