Seriously Sony, what gives? I mean,
1UP just got their PlayStation 3 and even
Crecente and his
boy got theirs. I assume mine is still in the mail, since I'm on the East Coast and all. At least, I'm hoping that's the case. You know how much I love you and you know the kind of relationship we've had in the past. Did I say something to upset you? Did I do something wrong? I promise that the 360 and Wii stuff was just a fling. It meant nothing, honestly. You know you're #1 in my heart, always and forever. So come on Sony, how but you just send your big butt on over my way. We can make beautiful sweet love, all night long, I promise.
P.S. Nintendo, if you're reading this, just replace Wii and Nintendo for everything I just said. Smooches!
P.P.S. And Microsoft, you know you'll always be my dirty whore. Once I get
Gears, we'll be getting real hot and heavy.
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