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A number of you seemed to be at breaking point earlier today when I posted the lewd and nonsensical "music video" from the "Onechanbara TV" viral adverts. D3 has been using them to promote Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Bikini Samurai Squad for the Wii and Xbox 360, and it's making everyone cringe.

Let's have some more videos!

Up above we have D3's take on the American sitcom with Wed & Dead, while after the jump you can enjoy the hilarious consequences of a zombie delivering pizza to half naked Asian girls. You love it.

Both Onechanbara games are coming soon, and I'm pretty excited about it. Never before has a budget game looked so bloody appealing.








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Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 20:10
Jonathan Holmes
I like watching these videos the same way I like picking a scab.

It's painful, and I know it's bad for me, but I can't stop.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 20:17
atastysammich
This one seems to negate its own HOT CHICKS! HATE ZOMBIES tagline.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 20:32
covah
hahaha. My god what shit. I'm going to love these games.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 20:52
Origim
I always knew Jim's ultimate goal in life was to break peoples brains. Shit like this tells me, he's well on his way.
AnimaLux's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 21:11
AnimaLux
I think I saw the girl in the pink skirt in the second vid in a porno before...

Wait... what was this supposed to be about again?
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 21:19
Endstiem
I don't know whether to feel ashamed or proud that I've heard the intro music in that first vid in a Playboy video before.....
TheGuero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 21:32
TheGuero
If Hot chicks hate zombies so much, why are all three of them banging one?
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 21:40
zeroword
@AnimaLux - I was thinking the same thing...lol
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 22:13
RAB
I don't understand these videos, nor do I like them very much other than a few seconds of asian sweetness, but I will rent this game. I had already planned on it, after seeing a screen shot a few weeks ago.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 22:17
Drach
Wait.. they're releasing 2 versions of this game? O_o on the same console?! @_@
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 22:31
KaL YoshiKa
Why do I want this game so bad while every rational gamer glad is screaming no.
Micorku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 23:36
Micorku
I feel like this game is going to be awesomely terrible. I can't wait.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2009 23:47
Jim Sterling
"If Hot chicks hate zombies so much, why are all three of them banging one?"

I think it was an act of subterfuge, not love. The zombies are happily married, so the hot chicks have decided to try and break them up by instigating an affair. I think it proves even more that hot chicks hate zombies, since they're willing to fuck one just to upset their happiness.

The above paragraph represents the most amount of thought anyone has ever put into Onechanbara's marketing.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 03:48
WarZombie
I'm buying this game just because it's trailers are so damn random.

And zombies.
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