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This article is Fapitalism at its best.
"fapple doesn't fap too fap from the tree! Oh, fappy fappy fappy. Fapping Hell."
Made me smile so much
BECAUSE JOURNALISM.
No sir you are not. But im REALLY sick of bayonetta. Shes not that hot, and even if she were, SHES NOT REAL.
Does the warranty cover that?
Anyway.. why was the word douchebag thrown in there? Who's thinking about douches when looking at these pics?
Jim really has lost it finally.
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It's like reading a comment thread from 2007!
My favorite so far is still the simple charm of the plain white T shirt and short black shorts. =) That kimono one is actually really cool, too. I'll give them creativity kudos for that but the rest is just fan service...not that I'm complaining.
"Back to post, or back to the home page, or or track your other comments"
with so many or's when I post a comment, it fills me with a fapping helping of fap.
@Super Drybones
I didn't relise that idians used douchebags as sex toys.
I have no idea what you gaiz are talking about. ( >.>)
I was actually making a "his name sounds like karma sutra" joke, but yours is much better. I bow my top hat to you good sir.
Holy fuck is that ever an image I REALLY didn't need.
No offense, Jim. I'm sure your boner is lovely.
Three letters at a time, it has some help from a few close friends.