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falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:23
falinter
Burrrrn
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:23
andycadaver
Oh, Jim.
JehutyFromHell's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:23
JehutyFromHell
Jesus, am I the only one kinda getting sick of Bayonetta?
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:25
andycadaver
Sorry for double-posting, but I just had to say... in the cheerleader image it looks like she has a white ballsack. Just saying.
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:25
StingingVelvet
Quality reporting, done with integrity.

Make Destructoid your news source today!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:27
Los255
DAT ASS
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:27
Anjo
I really like this post. Good stuff.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:27
Kraid
JOURNALISM!

also Fap
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:28
Tash
Fapitalism
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:28
VGFreak1225
JOURNALISM!
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:30
DinnertimeNinja
I'm with Tash.

This article is Fapitalism at its best.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:31
Super Drybones
One of the funnier posts for those who actually read it.

"fapple doesn't fap too fap from the tree! Oh, fappy fappy fappy. Fapping Hell."
Made me smile so much
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:31
Shadowiii
I'm so glad this is on the front page. /sarcasm
Ruben Hanssen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:32
Ruben Hanssen
Fapitalism> all
Amnesiac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:33
Amnesiac
This post makes me hard.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:33
Tarvu
+1 Fap

BECAUSE JOURNALISM.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:34
Cartman
@Jehuty

No sir you are not. But im REALLY sick of bayonetta. Shes not that hot, and even if she were, SHES NOT REAL.
GAPING MAW's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:34
GAPING MAW
I fap'd so hard over this. Destructoid: Hard Hitting FAPALISM.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:35
Jim Sterling
Bonus comedy: People making genuinely uppity comments in the thread. I am very fappy to see that.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:36
Cataract
HURF DURF THIS IS WHY REDDIT HAETS US!>!>!!!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:37
Havoc Fang
Reddit kthxplox.
mrandydixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:41
mrandydixon
Oh fuck. I just accidentally came into my iPhone speaker.

Does the warranty cover that?
Tha Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:41
Tha Meat
Shouldn't this be a forum topic and not posted on the front page pushing all of the other front page posts down?
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:46
runtheplacered
I don't think "uppity" means what you think it means, Jim.

Anyway.. why was the word douchebag thrown in there? Who's thinking about douches when looking at these pics?
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:49
KIDA26
I don't even think Jim's brain works anymore. His boner is just constantly posting things about Bayonetta. Tapping it out... one letter at a time...
f16freek's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:49
f16freek
dumb
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:49
grasslunatic
Reddit just exploded.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 13:55
aaronf
Fap.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:00
KrazyKraut
so....we could ask Nieros neighbor if you can get a free 1 year trial for the Bangbus/ Realitykings network, before you rape a poor kitten^^
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:01
atastysammich
I... I think Jim finally broke.
heyricochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:03
heyricochet
Chipotle Subway Sandwich? With Fap?

Jim really has lost it finally.
kawaiizilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:04
kawaiizilla
Jim Sterling is setting himself up real nice to be the next Robert Summa
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:04
TheToiletDuck
MetalRufflez's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:05
MetalRufflez
Seriously, I find this VERY offensive and I think you should die. I'll start a thread in Reddit right now, you british Yatzee Ripoff!
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NOT!
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:08
Catmurderer
NEEDZ MOAR SEXY LIBRARIAN
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:10
Jim Sterling
"Jim Sterling is setting himself up real nice to be the next Robert Summa"

It's like reading a comment thread from 2007!
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:13
Electrium
Sick of Bayonetta...? What?!

My favorite so far is still the simple charm of the plain white T shirt and short black shorts. =) That kimono one is actually really cool, too. I'll give them creativity kudos for that but the rest is just fan service...not that I'm complaining.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:15
Super Drybones
Robert Summa? Isn't that what Indian people use to have sex?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:16
Super Drybones
Also why does it say

"Back to post, or back to the home page, or or track your other comments"


with so many or's when I post a comment, it fills me with a fapping helping of fap.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:26
GoldenGamerXero
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

@Super Drybones

I didn't relise that idians used douchebags as sex toys.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:27
GohanGVO
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:29
brainderailment
Tiny head.
diversionmary's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:33
diversionmary
Her scoliosis is pretty bad. Who stands like that?
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:35
Ganjookie
Me Likey
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:45
Laird
Well played, sir. Well played.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:54
Qraze
all of those look like crappy photoshop crap.
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:55
KidKobun
What is this fap you speak of...?
I have no idea what you gaiz are talking about. ( >.>)
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 14:57
Super Drybones
@GoldenGamerXero

I was actually making a "his name sounds like karma sutra" joke, but yours is much better. I bow my top hat to you good sir.
mrandydixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 15:00
mrandydixon
@KIDA26

Holy fuck is that ever an image I REALLY didn't need.

No offense, Jim. I'm sure your boner is lovely.
OedipusPrime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 15:12
OedipusPrime
I can't decide if I want this game to be great or terrible the more that this kind of shit gets released.
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