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EVE Online: My space station is a vagina photo

Gamers that logged into EVE yesterday were greeted with a sexy intrastellar Valentine of penetrating proportions. In fact, unless you've watched SpaceBalls 100 times you might not be ready for this. Obviously, now the question is ... is the spaceship too small or is it the pilot that counts? Ladies, please chime in. Also, cocks.

Last but not least, we'd like to send a very special thanks to everyone that made us a Dtoid Valentine on our MySpace and the community mailer. We heart you!

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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 11:36
Toneman
I'd hit it.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 11:38
tazarthayoot
In space, no one can hear you dock too early.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 11:41
BlindsideDork
oh MySpace...making people create shrines to themselves and making them think they are gods for a small part of their pitiful lives, haha
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 12:23
Snaileb
Good job Blindside, that's my new MySpace quote.
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 13:11
dorock
Wait I'm a god? This changes everything!

I thought I just used Myspace to show myself I had friends...

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 17:44
Aaron Mxy Yost
People still play EVE Online?
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2007 19:08
Rezbit
What's a myspace?
Zorg's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2007 03:15
Zorg
nice one :D
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