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Eva returns in MGS4, resembles David Bowie in Labyrinth photo

You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

[Hit the jump for more. Thanks to Joe Burling] 

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said......
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Puppy dog's tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said....

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)

You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
The babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening

Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby make him free

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)

 


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Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 07/24/2007 12:57
LUDO FRIEND!!
WastelandTraveler's Avatar
WastelandTraveler at 07/24/2007 12:57
holy shit jim I love you! bahahahhaha
pheonix-blood's Avatar
pheonix-blood at 07/24/2007 12:58
ZOMG!
DJDuffy 's Avatar
DJDuffy at 07/24/2007 12:58
classic! Jim, you just made my day!
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 07/24/2007 12:58
She was a man all along!
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 07/24/2007 12:59
wow...

I was kind of forced into watching and didn't pick up this whole "David Bowie" obsession or "David Bowie has a spotlight only on his package in the movie" thing...I am happy.
winojesus's Avatar
winojesus at 07/24/2007 12:59
prince of the land of stench!
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mid3vol at 07/24/2007 13:00
i fucking love this song. emphasis on the fucking. minus creepy david bowie crotch cup.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 07/24/2007 13:01
Ouch, time has totally chokeslammed the hotness out of her.
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 07/24/2007 13:03
Wow, really? Snake's dad boned her. I wonder if he will bone her.
BlackDove's Avatar
BlackDove at 07/24/2007 13:03
When that woman tells you to do the dishes, you DO them without saying or asking anything.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 07/24/2007 13:04
DAMN YOU JIM STERLING! I was gonna post the MAGIC JUMP LYRRRRRRRIX!
OutrageousToob's Avatar
OutrageousToob at 07/24/2007 13:07
Holy crap! What an excellent post!
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 07/24/2007 13:10
I'm laughing so hard that now everyone thinks I'm a crazy person
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 07/24/2007 13:16
Jim, this post is epic win. I want to pull it out of the internets and hang it on my wall, and go, "Jim made this. It is epic and full of win".

Many internets to you, sir.
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 07/24/2007 13:22
Slap that baby make him free FTW!
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 07/24/2007 13:22
fuck bowie
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 07/24/2007 13:23
Egads, it's truly uncanny!

LordRegulus's Avatar
LordRegulus at 07/24/2007 13:40
"Did you just say 'hello'?"

"No, I said 'hullo'. But that's close enough."

WIN.
entrager's Avatar
entrager at 07/24/2007 13:40
How can you not post a YouTube link!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TEIRAXxQNKY
Zanch's Avatar
Zanch at 07/24/2007 13:43
Great post, but god, does he/she/it look fucking hideous. I'll take MGS3 Eva over this wrinkly prune, thank you very much.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/24/2007 13:52
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AngelsDontBurn at 07/24/2007 14:00
Amazing reference! Haha!
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Scandalous at 07/24/2007 14:32
horray for tight tights and crotch socks.
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 07/24/2007 14:43
Jim, you are a god amongst men. Is this new win a retaliation for Florian existing?
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar
Ritalin Twitch at 07/24/2007 14:52
Codpieces really do need to make a comeback.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 07/24/2007 15:12
ah evas back, she was pretty hot in snake eater... OH MY GOD! MY EYES!
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 07/24/2007 15:13
Pangloss: All accusations denied.
ToasT's Avatar
ToasT at 07/24/2007 15:41
Eva Stardust, rode hard and put up wet.
Reeper's Avatar
Reeper at 07/24/2007 15:55
Did we just get Bowie rolled?
SubOrbital's Avatar
SubOrbital at 07/24/2007 15:55
Holy shit, David Bowie's in MGS4? I love that song.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/24/2007 16:00
GILF
trunxkam45's Avatar
trunxkam45 at 07/24/2007 16:36
Actually she resembles "regular" Bowie more.
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 07/24/2007 17:34
Thanks for turning my tip into a horrible song of lust and unknown cock.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 07/24/2007 17:55
I wasn't going to buy a PS3. This just converted me.

The question: will we get to see Eva's junk through spandex in MGS4?

Call Ryan Payton right now; I DEMAND ANSWERS. MY PURCHASE DEPENDS ON THIS VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION.
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 07/24/2007 17:58
Jim: We'll see if you can convince a jury of your peers.

Ah fuck, who am I kidding? I'm not about to put a man on trial for winning so hard. It's like prosecuting the hypothetical guy who assassinates Paris Hilton.
Paul Soth's Avatar
Paul Soth at 07/24/2007 18:11
Quick bit of digging, and it turns out she would be 78 at the time of MGS4.

Yes, that's meant to be a seventy eight year old woman.
Papapishu's Avatar
Papapishu at 07/24/2007 18:18
A HOT seventy eight year old david bo-....woman.
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 07/24/2007 18:23
GGILF!
Mappy's Avatar
Mappy at 07/24/2007 18:24
Her face freaks me out.
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 07/24/2007 18:55
lmao, nice jingle u picked jim lolz
ridley80's Avatar
ridley80 at 07/24/2007 18:57
"you're dating a grandma! Hey have sex with her and then give you a Werther's Originals. Kiss her and then ask her to make you a check for 12 dollars for your birthday"
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 07/24/2007 19:10
Did anyone actually want this to happen?

I hope she makes out with a Mick Jagger look-a-like in the game.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 07/24/2007 22:27
LOL David Bowie FTW
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 07/24/2007 22:37
She looks kinda freaky, but c'mon, she's 78. I'm surprised her tits don't melt.
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Your moms new boyfriend at 07/25/2007 00:58
<Brock Samson> David Bowie! </Brock Samson>
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 07/25/2007 13:50
Is there a part in MGS4 where you can have Snake sneak in on Eva and Mick Jagger in bed together? I HOPE SO!
Jim's Avatar
Jim at 07/25/2007 14:14
David Bowie NEVER looked that old.
questworld's Avatar
questworld at 07/25/2007 23:22
Oh so that was Eva. I thought it looked like Linda Carter.
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