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Eva returns in MGS4, resembles David Bowie in Labyrinth photo

You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

[Hit the jump for more. Thanks to Joe Burling] 

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said......
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Puppy dog's tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said....

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)

You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
The babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening

Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby make him free

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)

 

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Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:57
Bioautographical
LUDO FRIEND!!
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:57
WastelandTraveler
holy shit jim I love you! bahahahhaha
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:58
DJDuffy
classic! Jim, you just made my day!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:58
Justice
She was a man all along!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:59
BlindsideDork
wow...

I was kind of forced into watching and didn't pick up this whole "David Bowie" obsession or "David Bowie has a spotlight only on his package in the movie" thing...I am happy.
winojesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:59
winojesus
prince of the land of stench!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:00
mid3vol
i fucking love this song. emphasis on the fucking. minus creepy david bowie crotch cup.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:01
NightDehumidifier
Ouch, time has totally chokeslammed the hotness out of her.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:03
savagesaladin
Wow, really? Snake's dad boned her. I wonder if he will bone her.
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:03
BlackDove
When that woman tells you to do the dishes, you DO them without saying or asking anything.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:04
Brandon Undead
DAMN YOU JIM STERLING! I was gonna post the MAGIC JUMP LYRRRRRRRIX!
OutrageousToob's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:07
OutrageousToob
Holy crap! What an excellent post!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:10
Jordan Devore
I'm laughing so hard that now everyone thinks I'm a crazy person
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:16
Mister Disco
Jim, this post is epic win. I want to pull it out of the internets and hang it on my wall, and go, "Jim made this. It is epic and full of win".

Many internets to you, sir.
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:22
MusashiX2
fuck bowie
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:23
brad drac
Egads, it's truly uncanny!

LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:40
LordRegulus
"Did you just say 'hello'?"

"No, I said 'hullo'. But that's close enough."

WIN.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:40
entrager
How can you not post a YouTube link!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TEIRAXxQNKY
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 13:43
Zanch
Great post, but god, does he/she/it look fucking hideous. I'll take MGS3 Eva over this wrinkly prune, thank you very much.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 14:00
AngelsDontBurn
Amazing reference! Haha!
Scandalous's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 14:32
Scandalous
horray for tight tights and crotch socks.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 14:43
Pangloss
Jim, you are a god amongst men. Is this new win a retaliation for Florian existing?
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 14:52
Ritalin Twitch
Codpieces really do need to make a comeback.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 15:12
Myrmidon16
ah evas back, she was pretty hot in snake eater... OH MY GOD! MY EYES!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 15:13
Jim Sterling
Pangloss: All accusations denied.
ToasT's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 15:41
ToasT
Eva Stardust, rode hard and put up wet.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 15:55
Reeper
Did we just get Bowie rolled?
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 15:55
SubOrbital
Holy shit, David Bowie's in MGS4? I love that song.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 16:00
Sharpless
GILF
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 16:36
trunxkam45
Actually she resembles "regular" Bowie more.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 17:34
Joe Burling
Thanks for turning my tip into a horrible song of lust and unknown cock.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 17:55
Papapishu
I wasn't going to buy a PS3. This just converted me.

The question: will we get to see Eva's junk through spandex in MGS4?

Call Ryan Payton right now; I DEMAND ANSWERS. MY PURCHASE DEPENDS ON THIS VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 17:58
Pangloss
Jim: We'll see if you can convince a jury of your peers.

Ah fuck, who am I kidding? I'm not about to put a man on trial for winning so hard. It's like prosecuting the hypothetical guy who assassinates Paris Hilton.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:11
Paul Soth
Quick bit of digging, and it turns out she would be 78 at the time of MGS4.

Yes, that's meant to be a seventy eight year old woman.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:18
Papapishu
A HOT seventy eight year old david bo-....woman.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:23
Pangloss
GGILF!
Mappy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:24
Mappy
Her face freaks me out.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:55
Crunshii
lmao, nice jingle u picked jim lolz
ridley80's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 18:57
ridley80
"you're dating a grandma! Hey have sex with her and then give you a Werther's Originals. Kiss her and then ask her to make you a check for 12 dollars for your birthday"
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 19:10
Tron Knotts
Did anyone actually want this to happen?

I hope she makes out with a Mick Jagger look-a-like in the game.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 22:27
king3vbo
LOL David Bowie FTW
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 22:37
deiga-the-semivaliant
She looks kinda freaky, but c'mon, she's 78. I'm surprised her tits don't melt.
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 00:58
Your moms new boyfriend
<Brock Samson> David Bowie! </Brock Samson>
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 13:50
MisterMingo
Is there a part in MGS4 where you can have Snake sneak in on Eva and Mick Jagger in bed together? I HOPE SO!
Jim's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 14:14
Jim
David Bowie NEVER looked that old.
questworld's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 23:22
questworld
Oh so that was Eva. I thought it looked like Linda Carter.
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