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Europe's first ever DSi exclusive game is ... HAIR SALON! photo

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Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:43
Daxelman
Dang, Jim sure is glad he left.
AudioTerror's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:44
AudioTerror
Poor Europe. I wish the big 3 would realize Europe is just as important for sales as America is. Then again, I'm sure hundreds of little girls are very excited for this.
Jinxed Havoc's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:45
Jinxed Havoc
deep down im jealous, im just masking it on the outside with laughter
Ok Abacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:46
Ok Abacus
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAAA


wait...I don't even have a DS for Scribblenaughts yet....
dmgi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:46
dmgi
Very professional. That aside,

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHA!

AHA!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:46
Mushman
Heh, wonder how many it sells, and how many gormless sheep buy it.
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:48
kefkaesque
I'm wondering what the point of the open shirt is supposta be. It's a game for little girls so there shouldn't be any push for sex appeal so that's pointless. And even if it were supposta be sex appeal, there's no definition on her chest (well showing anyway) for there to be any point to the shirt being open, it just doesn't make any sense.

Maybe I'm just over thinking this.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:49
Naim Master
JOURNALISM!
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:50
Harris Hatsworth
Journalism!
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:51
Torzelan
I love you Jim. Slightly less, I love our first DSi exclusive game, but that's a minor problem since I don't really plan on getting one soon.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:53
Kraid
This is the best article that has ever been posted in the history of posting articles on the internet in order to fullfill JOURNALISM.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:53
VGFreak1225
Dammit! Naim Master beat me to the punch.


Oh, WTF. JOURNALISM!
AstralDrmz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:53
AstralDrmz
Best article ever.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:53
garison
... :O

amazing
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:55
Jesus H Christ
You are the Hemingway of our time.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 19:57
SnakeDude4Life
This is destructoid, it is made of win.
CodenameV's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:00
CodenameV
This was great.
cannedpasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:01
cannedpasta
GotY!!!!!!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:01
Brian Szabelski
Sterling, only you could get away with this.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:02
Los255
LOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLLOLOOOLO
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:04
ZekeThePlumber
@ kefkaesque:

I thought this too at first but then I realized boobies are great so it's all okay now.
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:08
TheBigFeel
Jim, a friend sent me this article as I was copying the link to send to her. All those years in school sure paid off!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:15
Danzflor
OMG! The Best Piece of Great JOURNALISM I've ever seen.

Also, GOTY
Mannam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:28
Mannam
http://img29.imageshack.us/i/journaly.png/

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:34
wanderingpixel
Journalism has been journalized.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:36
Puppy Licks
I love you Jim.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:40
eternalplayer2345
I hope this comes here, I really don't have to import a DSi just for this!
lwelyk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 20:42
lwelyk
Watch out Geraldo Beedog, Jim's cuttin in on your JOURNALISM.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:03
lewness
I want to punch my monitor. Is this normal?
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:07
Airbr1dge
The wiu dident make me think nintendo was crazy. The horse almost made me think this... But that's.... Welll just fucked up.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:07
peachboy
OOOooohhh, now I get it!
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:11
VWGTI
Jim, this made me laugh pretty freakin' hard. Bravo. :D
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:14
LsTr Of SmG
Best article EVER. Bravo Jim! XD
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:27
Ikey Heyman
roflmao
AkatsukiKaizoku's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:36
AkatsukiKaizoku
You gotta be kidding me O_o
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:36
runtheplacered
God dammit. Now I have to go buy a DSI. Sigh.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 21:45
Monodi
Gorgeous.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:04
ace of knaves
Fucking Pulitzer shit right here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:08
PaperBowser0
JOURNALISM!
wolfdragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:16
wolfdragon
This made my day.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:32
LsTr Of SmG
Ok Super Drybones officially just won this comment thread.
DarkGhostHunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 22:34
DarkGhostHunter
Yo dawg i heard you like HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! so we put journalism in your journalism so you can HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! while you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
fuzyjustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:01
fuzyjustin
aha...
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:16
Camiwaits
Damn you, Jim!

You almost made me spill my beverage
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:33
CrakieRacooon
Your sick, your a sick bastard! Now I won't be able to sleep soundly tonight!
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2009 23:47
kalidanthepalidan
While I agree with your point of "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", I would rabidly object to your statement of "AHA!". However, I thought the article's conclusion was well stated and logical when you went into the details regarding "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!". Very thought provoking and informative.

:)
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 00:20
Havoc Fang
...Europe. That is how we fucking roll...Urgh...
CBunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 00:44
CBunn
HAHAHAHAHAHA That was you best article yet Jim. And I'm not dissing your other ones. Really, on sarcasm here. DAMNIT the more I write, the more it looks like it IS sarcasm. It's not. I had a good lol-before-drunken-sleep.
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2009 01:17
Cyber Altair
Damn Eurofags always getting the best deals.
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