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Engadget has been standing on the corner all day yelling "Extra! Extra!", and after throwing rocks at them and screaming obscenities, we finally deigned to leave the Towertoid to see what exactly was going on. It turns out that European Commissioner for Consumer Affairs, Meglena Kuneva, has bees in her bonnet over all of the alleged cases of Microsoft's Xbox 360 system slicing rings into disc-based media!

You may recall a short time ago when a Dutch television program, by the naamwoord Kassa, aired an exposé that did a very convincing job of demonstrating the destructive capabilities of the MS console, to much outrage and gnashing of teeth. With that impetus to back her up, Ms. Kuneva has called out The Great Redmond Machine, giving them one week to respond to the claims, and to demonstrate what they have been doing to rectify the problem.

Ms. Kuneva freely admits that she doesn't have the power to force a recall, or to fly, but she also says that she will continue to look for legal means through which she can hold Microsoft accountable for what seems to be a widespread issue throughout the known world. 

[Eddy, the check is in the mail.] 








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NbsAlex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 00:18
NbsAlex
And I say let her.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 00:29
Kif
Meh. My 360 plays games and doesn't scratch them. If she has sand up her vagina because that one did, that's her problem. It's her fault for being foreign anyway.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 00:34
Tron Knotts
MORE ZOMBIE PORN!
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 00:37
The CronoLink
....you didn't kept looking, did you, Nex? ò_Ô
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 01:02
Aaron Mxy Yost
Actually, things like that are why I love the internet.

I heard a few cases of this back when this 360 launched, but I'm not sure I'd call it a widespread issue.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 01:04
Wedge
I looked up "Commish" and got furry porn ;_;
Merovingian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 01:19
Merovingian
Well, you could always clean your discs with toothpaste or send your console back to get it fixed and shit. What a bitch.
jimjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 01:50
jimjo
It's funny how 99% of the scratched disc are from people moving their shit when it's on and this TV show goes and finds the one magic 360 that has a drive prob that scratchie the poor discy-poo.LOL FAXORS
MAX452 AU's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 02:46
MAX452 AU
I had this exact problem. The console sits on its side, never moves and has never been bumped. But for some reason when playing Marvel UA it would sctrach the disk.

I went through 3 replacement games. MS evetually repaired the console, since then no probs.

Funny thing was it was only that game that got scratched. GOW, dead rising were fine. It was manufactured in March 2006
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 03:09
king3vbo
IS IT HAS TIME FOR MORE ZOMBIE PRON PLX!?!?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 03:13
William Haley
*fap fap fap vomit fap fap*
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 04:41
Rainbowblack
still enjoying my launch unit. I think J Allard built it with his own two hands.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 04:48
Angry Irish
According to my religion, The Church of Google, "Google" is a noun and must not be used as a verb. I am offended by your misuse.
Lord Helmet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 05:28
Lord Helmet
Dude, the zombie hentai is the LEAST questionable thing in that photo's directory.

Ho-Lee-Shit :.(
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 10:08
CannibalCalvin
Zombie porn? *fap fap fap*
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 12:08
CannibalCalvin
I found that pic when I googled "commish"
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 16:48
0bshaky
hmmmmm... I bought my X360 on November 06 and so far I have seen 2 "Rings of Death" but were resolved by turning off and on the console. The first RoD I got was from playing the original Xbox Mercenaries that freeze ramdomly after 1-2 hours of play and it you leave it on hoping/praying that it work again screen go black and rings appear. The other was leaving ON the console for 2 or 3 days waiting for some demos to DL and forgot about it. saw rings while waking up. All the demos were downloaded.

The Wiki article says that the problem arise from playing Ghost Recon Advance Warfighter 2 which I own and play a lot and still no problems.

What Im fuking pissed about is that in my Lost Planet disc now have a full thick ring in the middle section and I can assure you that console didnt moved a milimeter (due to having a thick rubber mat under it to absord the 12" subwoofer vibration) that is at 2 feet from console. Disc RMA $20 and I feel like Im getting raped with a cooked banana.

Aex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2007 15:50
Aex
I googled commish and I couldn't find any zombie porn :(
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