You can't go wrong with an ESRB summary. Sometimes they're more entertaining than the games they're describing, and they rarely fail to make any bit of software sound utterly tantalizing. The latest discovery is Two Worlds II, which contains bondage references, slashed townsfolk, and seductive, exposed buttocks.
This is a fantasy role-playing game in which players assume the role of a warrior who must complete quests throughout the land of Antaloor. Players use swords, maces, arrows, and magical spells to defeat human soldiers and fantasy creatures (e.g., orcs, demons, mummies). Injured enemies grunt or scream in pain and emit large splashes of blood that stain the ground; some attacks result in bone-crunching sound effects.
Players can also slash at unarmed townsfolk who cry out in protest (e.g., "No, please! Stop it! Get away!"); some cutscenes depict creatures that have been impaled on large spikes. Other sequences include references to prostitution and sexual material (e.g., "Men pay women for their company, nothing more. It never becomes physical unless the girl wants it to" and "[He] did force himself on me. He invited me over under the false pretense of discussing an exam I failed.").
One quest allows players to access journal entries that reference explicit sexual fantasies of submission and bondage. In one cutscene, a female character's buttocks are exposed as she seductively approaches a male character. Language such as "f**k" and "sh*t" can be heard in the dialogue.
Creatures impaled on large spikes, submission, and big ol' arsecheeks. Sounds like my kind of game.
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1:20 PM on 01.04.2011 | 
And you think that comment of yours was the Second Coming or something? Fine, go to their website, then. We don't need to know your personal agenda.
That being said, I think buttcheeks and cursing are good things, so I am now officially interested in this game.
Yea, Jim, you fucking cunt! I don't come here to read about stuff that you think is interesting!
I make no mention of any sort of agenda of my own, but whatever. Anyway, sorry if that came off sounding harsh, I dont mean for it to be so. It is just somewhat annoying. Otherwise I find you generally interesting Jim.
fuck my life.
I've done two in two days. The last one I did was months ago.
You might want to take those blinkers off because you made yourself look incredibly stupid, mate.
Destructoid hasn't talked about it much, but other sites that have played the game and talked about it, said the gameplay was miles ahead of the first one and that they fixed a lot of issues. but this is still a wait and see for me, cause the first one promised a lot but never delivered anything.
I want a job, where i could just phone in what I think of a 'thing' and collect a paycheck.
Really? None of it?
i've dumped around 30 hours into this game, and only done chapter 1 and side quests (chapters 2-4 are not as long).
those looking for an elder scrolls replacement, should read more into what this game actual is. it shares some elements of elder scrolls and gothic games, but also borrows from the diablo/sacred school of hack n'slashery. then wraps it in an open world package.
... and by open world; i mean games like gta, rdr, and ac. which is to say much less open than oblivion or gothic or two worlds 1 for that matter.
essentially it's a mediocre action game with an awesome and very hardcore rpg at it's core.
nope it is not
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