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ESRB reveals the filthy sex details of Dragon Age: Origins photo

The Entertainment Software Ratings Board leaves very little to the imagination these days, regularly leaking the juicy, sordid details of every game that passes through its doors. The latest title to be thrown naked at our feet, is Dragon Age: Origins. We all know by now that the game is chock-full of rampant sex, but if you want to know just how sexy BioWare's upcoming RPG is, well then look no further.

"Players can also initiate brief cutscene sequences in which couples (male and female or same sex couples) can be depicted kissing, embracing, and caressing one another as the screen fades to black," states the ESRB, disgustingly. "During the course of the game, players are able to visit a brothel where a hostess asks what they are interested in. If players select ‘Surprise me,’ they can sometimes wind up face-to-face with a woman, a man, a transsexual, or an animal; sexual activity is never depicted during these brothel encounters."

As you can see from the bolded parts (which I'm sure you had no trouble finding on your own), the ESRB has essentially confirmed traps and bestiality in Dragon Age: Origins. It actually sounds like a rather funny moment, which the ESRB has unfortunately now spoiled, but nevertheless I'm sure the delivery will still provide a smirk. 

As with Mass Effect, it's great to see that players can impose their own sexual preferences on the game's lead character (at least for the more serious sexual moments). The choice to sleep with a man or a woman, regardless of your character's gender, is something I will always respect BioWare for including.

Also, having almost finished the prequel book for Dragon Age, I must confess that I really, really cannot wait to play Origins, making it the first BioWare game I've ever been hyped for.

Dragon Age: Origins

Platform: Windows PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Rating: Mature

Content descriptors: Blood, Intense Violence, Language, Partial Nudity, Sexual Content

Rating summary: This is a role-playing game (RPG) in which players control a group of mythical warriors through missions and battles in the ravaged lands of Ferelden. The combat system in the game is similar to other third-person role-playing games where the user does not usually have direct control over combat moves. Instead, players select a target (e.g., soldier, stone golem, dragon, bear, etc.) and an action (e.g., "attack," "kill," and magic spells), then watch as the game executes the move. Players use swords, axes, knives, and magic to attack enemies that react to damage by emitting splashes of red blood; pools of blood are occasionally depicted near dead bodies as well. The most intense instances of violence occur when players have the option to kill non-combatant civilians: A prisoner can be stabbed to death in order to steal a key; a merchant who overcharges refugees can be slashed in the throat; and a boy possessed by an evil demon can be killed off-screen. During the course of the game, players are able to visit a brothel where a hostess asks what they are interested in. If players select "Surprise me," they can sometimes wind up face-to-face with a woman, a man, a transsexual, or an animal; sexual activity is never depicted during these brothel encounters. Players can also initiate brief cutscene sequences in which couples (male and female or same sex couples) can be depicted kissing, embracing, and caressing one another as the screen fades to black. Though the game never features human nudity, one female demon character is briefly depicted with bare breasts. Some profanity (e.g., "sh*t," "b*tch," and "a*s") can be heard in the dialogue.







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phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:24
phantomile
It depicts KISSING?! This horrible, disgusting thing needs to be banned!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:29
Havoc Fang
"Surprise me. *has sex with a giraffe*"
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:30
GoldenGamerXero
What kind of animal. A fox or a panda would be totally fuckable but no pigs or toads. Fat people and genital warts are two huge turn offs... No offence Jim.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:31
Jetsetlemming
I bet it's not even a real tranny but just a guy in drag. What a gip, ESRB.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 14:34
bloodylip
No love for hermaphrodites, BioWare? And I thought you guys were progressive.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 15:10
Guncannon
Fox News is going to have a field day with this...
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:33
Gyrael
I love Bioware. I wish having sex with Bioware was an option too.
GameraTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:47
GameraTheGreat
I like boobs.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:49
Los255
This is some sick shit. Get it away from me NOW!
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 16:59
n1k0l4
shit bitch ass
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 19:02
bluemeep
I'm going to write a strongly worded and grammatically incorrect letter to my local newspaper!
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 19:02
Volomon
An animal...damn I might buy this game twice.
Caelum Nocte's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 19:39
Caelum Nocte
Not only will I kill high priced merchants, I will kill the people who are buying shit they can't afford on credit. That'll make me feel better.
Infinite Combo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:06
Infinite Combo
Hmm...I wonder if there are achievement points for sleeping with the tranny or the animal.
Infinite Combo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:07
Infinite Combo
Hmm...I wonder if there are achievement points for sleeping with the tranny or the animal. Gives a whole new definition to the term "achievement whore" doesn't it?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 20:48
Chronic Logic
transexual?! *BLARGH*
spineofsnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 21:39
spineofsnow
The prequel book is good! I agree.

I hope this game is a smashing success. Bioware is brave.
brundlefly's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 22:26
brundlefly
Lamesauce. I wanted some proper nudity, if only on principle. Still it looks like this game might actually warrant an M rating, unlike mass effect which i felt was a bit tame when compared to, say... any other M rated game.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 00:18
Qraze
i wish someone would make a game that bashed the esrb in a obscene but not too vulgar way. watch that shit get the AO rating and that backlash could be the end of the esrb and the start of a new greater board.

america needs a new rating system, the one we have is ran by a bunch of freedom of expression hating senators that just want total control of what is acceptable. fight the power! can't have rape in a game, can't have america citizens overthrowing the government, can't have a terrorist game, can't have a game where the american army is getting beaten down by the player, can't have a game where the player is torturing anyone white or black. can't have a game based on a new american revolution. if you think the government don't have control of content it games, please reread what i just typed.
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 00:36
zanthox
Jim, does the writing in the book get better? I like the story but I've kinda set it down after reading the first couple chapters. My grammar-nazi girlfriend ranted at it but I understand it is his first book and he is coming from a VERY different writing... um... career? Either way it is a huge style change. But ya, is it worth picking back up?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 07:34
Jim Sterling
zanthox:

If you felt you had to put the book down, I wouldn't advise you pick it up again. That said, some of the later chapters, like those involving the Usurper, are pretty fun.
rhyno1975's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 16:23
rhyno1975
"As with Mass Effect, it's great to see that players can impose their own sexual preferences on the game's lead character."

Not completely. You could only do Boy/Girl, and Girl/Girl. I had to listen to all of Kaiden's whiny shit just to see if maybe, just maybe he would get with Shepard. And what do I get for all my patience but a frigid "bromance". Except for the way the cut scene starts when you begin to talk to Kaiden on the Normandy. Those looks they exchange are filled with boy on boy longing.
Marllone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 00:22
Marllone
It's nice to see that, for once, homosexuality isn't just defaulted to girl-on-girl action. The next question is, is there homosexual animal action?
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 05:44
ChaosTeaCup
My character in Fable2 pretty much fucked everybody in the game.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2009 15:48
Holyetheline
"Surprise me" is definitely not a term I would use for who I would fuck.
Spartan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 07:46
Spartan
Sounds like good times are in store for all with DA:O. Kudos to BW for being so progressive and not caving in to the neocon political bullshit.
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