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ESRB reveals LEGO Rock Band's hard-partying minifigures  photo

The ESRB continues its streak of selling me videogames with its descriptions of products, this time taking aim at the rated E for Everyone (10+!) LEGO Rock Band
 
"During some cutscenes, LEGO characters engage in not so civil behavior," the description reads. "A hotel room is trashed; a character belches loudly into a microphone; and a dinosaur destroys an outhouse, leaving a solitary figure stranded on a toilet."
 
How rock n' roll is that? Who knew these little brickmen (and women) had it in 'em?
 
The description also reveals "fantasy-themed venues such as pirate ships, underwater domes, and a medieval castle. All great places for a rock show, where you'd hear such songs as Pink's "So What?" ("Somebody's gonna die... my ex will start a fight") and The Automatic's "Monster" ("Brain fried tonight through misuse... without these pills you're let loose... it's a monster?").  

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DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 11:29
DarkMagic56
The ERSB, the new guys that makes me Hyper about a game.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 11:46
Xzyliac
Back of the box material people!

Finally, a good use for the ESRB that we can all benefit from.
moocow21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 12:03
moocow21
"and a dinosaur destroys an outhouse, leaving a solitary figure stranded on a toilet"

Anyone else instantly think of the Jurassic Park scene? :)
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 12:06
MrSadistic
Woah woah woah

This game is too brutal for me.
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 12:47
TheBigFeel
dickbags
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 13:13
CRAZYAPE69
''who likes to rock the party''
Witherbucket's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 15:43
Witherbucket
We like to rock the party!.
RenagadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 20:29
RenagadePanda
I...wanna block and roll all night.
Vimto's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2009 02:26
Vimto
Sex and drugs and block and roll. Is all my brain and body needs.
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