The ESRB continues its streak of selling me videogames with its descriptions of products, this time
taking aim at the rated E for Everyone (10+!)
LEGO Rock Band.
"During some cutscenes, LEGO characters engage in not so civil behavior," the description reads. "A hotel room is trashed; a character belches loudly into a microphone; and a dinosaur destroys an outhouse, leaving a solitary figure stranded on a toilet."
How rock n' roll is that? Who knew these little brickmen (and women) had it in 'em?
The description also reveals "fantasy-themed venues such as pirate ships, underwater domes, and a medieval castle. All great places for a rock show, where you'd hear such songs as Pink's "So What?" ("Somebody's gonna die... my ex will start a fight") and The Automatic's "Monster" ("Brain fried tonight through misuse... without these pills you're let loose... it's a monster?").
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11:20 AM on 10.07.2009
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Finally, a good use for the ESRB that we can all benefit from.
Anyone else instantly think of the Jurassic Park scene? :)
This game is too brutal for me.