The ESRB says what we all are (or should be) thinking -- Tecmo's Dead or Alive Paradise features "creepy voyeurism."
This from the rating of the upcoming PlayStation Portable title which the ESRB describes as "a videogame in which users watch grown women dressed in G-string bikinis jiggle their breasts while on a two-week vacation." Beyond that, the ESRB description continues to make the game sound even stupider than it actually is, believe it or not. (And in my opinion, this game is pretty damned silly.)
"Parents and consumers should know that the game contains a fair amount of 'cheesy,' and at times, creepy voyeurism," it warns, "especially when users have complete rotate-pan-zoom control."
It concludes by pointing out that Paradise "contains bizarre, misguided notions of what really want" and states "Paradise cannot mean straddling felled tree trunks in dental-floss thongs." Unless your idea of "paradise" includes a UTI, then I'm inclined to agree with the ESRB on this one.
Dead or Alive Paradise [ESRB via Siliconera]
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8:40 AM on 02.03.2010
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Just give me a release date.
Pixelized Native American women raping... That's even creepier.
Now that I'll (essentially) have DOAX on the go, I hope people on the bus don't mind the fappin'.
You just watch chicks?
I'm in!
i'm suprised Namco would spend millions of dollars developin this.
*ahem* Tecmo.
Specifically, Team Ninja.
Humanity, objectifying women since EVER. Fixed.
Also, I can't get interested into DOAx, it needs more loli's and or flat chested women.
I do believe the fans have already done that. Oh the things I cannot unsee.
Nintendo has already done this themselves. Brawl was quite obvious at this.
Seriously, the DOA paradise games are trash and they set gaming back.