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ESRB confirms Weezer's 'Dope Nose,' Third Eye Blind for GH Van Halen photo

The horribly kept secret of Guitar Hero Van Halen is no longer a real mystery; Activision has decided to come out and confirm its release for the second half of 2009. The publisher hasn’t said anything specifically about the game’s setlist, although we have a few ideas.

It has said that the game would feature songs by bands other than Van Halen, and the ESRB rating of the title has confirmed two of them. If the ratings board is to be believed, Weezer’s “Dope Nose” (“Oh this dope nose”) and Third Eye Blind’s “Semi-Charmed Life” (“It was rose, I was taking sips of it through the nose,” and “Set another line like a coda with a curse.”).

It should be noted that the naughty words “’ass’” and ‘hell’ can be heard in a few songs as well.” We wish you luck in narrowing down which tracks those could possibly be by scouring online lyric datebases. Also, according to the ratings it’s a typical full-band Guitar Hero game -- “players can perform songs using on-screen avatars with various instruments.” Good to know.

Lastly, notably absent in the ESRB listing is mention of the Wii -- but it is rated for Windows PC (really?), PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. Wii users shouldn't fret too much -- not only have the Guitar Hero games sold like gangbusters on the Wii, but retailer have listed it for pre-order as well. 








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njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 09:53
njsykora
Oh shit, I may have to buy this if there are Weezer songs...
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 10:22
Qraze
esrb has been slowly getting more into the press. why do they release this information other than wanting attention? what do they stand to gain?
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 11:11
VampireChrist
strangely enough, im not so into van halen but I AM a big fan of 3eb's first album..
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 11:42
Naim Master
“players can perform songs using on-screen avatars with various instruments.” If you didn't tell me I wouldn't know , IT'S A REVOLUTION !
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 12:03
Sharpless
"Dope Nose" also has the word "fag" in it, which I'm sure will be censored. "Dope Nose" is a terrible song choice quality-wise, but I guess it fits in with the whole "rock," "guitar" thing.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 12:49
Chronic Logic
Why are you guys so pissy about the ESRB releasing game info? I though you guys would be happy. Also the ESRB releases info about games so that people can see what rating they have.
LikeaRollingStone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 13:11
LikeaRollingStone
Could have choose a better song, I wouldn't have mind Hash Pipe, or even Keep Fishin'.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 13:27
Qraze
i just don't like the esrb and think publishers should release their info.
AllHailShake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 14:16
AllHailShake
I've gone my entire life without buying a Van Halen branded product, and I aim to keep it that way.
bogart27's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 07:39
bogart27
NOOOO! I WANT THIRD EYE BLIND SO BAD!!! FUCK VAN HALEN.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/15/2009 12:47
Knivy
Dope Nose should be fun, still, I want to play that 3EB song!!
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