HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
All of that is incredibly hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5W5vpOBv7Y
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ESRB confirms robot copulation for Fallout: New Vegas
It's likely you wanted Fallout: New Vegas before, but thanks to a recent reveal on behalf of the ESRB, it's become a game you simply can't pass up. Well, particularly if you've got a thing for robots.
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Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)"Fisto reporting for duty," says one willing robotic participant. "Please assume the position."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ""Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position," "I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!" and "Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine."
All of that is incredibly hilarious. Not to whore myself out or anything, but as a "comedic" "rapper," I actually have a song about sex with a robot, called "Rowbought Secks."
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