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ESRB confirms robot copulation for Fallout: New Vegas photo

It's likely you wanted Fallout: New Vegas before, but thanks to a recent reveal on behalf of the ESRB, it's become a game you simply can't pass up. Well, particularly if you've got a thing for robots.

According to the description, "sexual activity with a robot" is suggested, but (unfortunately?) not depicted. Dialogue like "Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine" indicate that the mechanical intercourse is frowned upon by some New Vegas denizens.

"Fisto reporting for duty," says one willing robotic participant. "Please assume the position."

Throw in your standard Fallout violent and gore (chainsaws! laser rifles!) and drugs, and you've got yourself an M rating. Fallout: New Vegas is out on October 19 in North America and October 22 in Europe.

This is an action role-playing game, set in a post-apocalyptic Mojave Desert, in which players assume the role of a survivor hero who investigates a mystery and performs a series of quests. Missions allow players to explore the Mojave Desert, surrounding casinos, and abandoned facilities; other quests involve combat with human and mutant survivors. Players use chainsaws, laser rifles, knives, and sledgehammers to kill enemies. Fighting can be frenetic and intense, highlighted by various camera effects (e.g., slow motion, blurring, screen shakes) and depictions of dismemberment, blood spray, and blood trails. In one sequence, players can choose to activate a collar bomb around a slave-woman's neck, resulting in depictions of blood and gore. During the course of the game, players will encounter male and female prostitutes: the screen fades to black as suggestive dialogue is heard in the background (e.g., "Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?"); there is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., "Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position," "I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!" and "Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine."). The storyline sometimes references a fictional drug called "chems," as well as "Day Trippers," "cracked out junkies," and "degenerate, drug-addicted killers." Players' Character can be seen consuming the drugs, which sometimes leads to a screen-blurring effect.








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Sherwood513's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:32
Sherwood513
Bow chika clank clonk
Fear No Darkness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:32
Fear No Darkness
"Fisto reporting for duty," says one willing robotic participant. "Please assume the position."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:35
fulldamage
Sometimes I think the ESRB is actually just an incredibly clever avant-garde comedy troupe.
Xerexerex's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:38
Xerexerex
""Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position," "I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!" and "Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine."

All of that is incredibly hilarious.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:51
EternalDeathSlayer
I think we've got a GOTY 2010 contender on our hands here.

I cannot wait to meet Fisto the robot.
Sex Bison's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:54
Sex Bison
Fisto was a unique power fist in FO3. It did extra damage against robots. Reference?
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 13:57
D-503
Whoa whoa whoa! I love Machinarium, but not that much...
mgspada's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 14:01
mgspada
Not to whore myself out or anything, but as a "comedic" "rapper," I actually have a song about sex with a robot, called "Rowbought Secks."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5W5vpOBv7Y
Jos Joel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 14:02
Jos Joel
I'm going to buy the game just to see Fisto the robot. i'm dead serious.
Gamescook's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 14:06
Gamescook
I bet this will be the closest the game will let you get playing as a gay man, assuming "Fisto" there will even give the guys the time of day.
ran196's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 14:40
ran196
At first i didn't really much care for this
but now, I gotta buy it
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 14:42
HEL105
If the robot looks like Lucy Liu, I'm in. "I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines."
EmptySilence's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 15:09
EmptySilence
Sweet mercy I want this game!
LK Tien's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 15:20
LK Tien
walking glory hole
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 15:47
andycadaver
Oh, yes, as if I needed any more reasons to buy this goddamn game. Also, thank you, ESRB. You never fail to delight me with your disconnected, matter-of-fact descriptions of debauchery and ultraviolence in my favorite video games.
Fuents's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 15:49
Fuents
Reminds me of the recent Futurama episode about Human-Robot marriage rights.
Chardan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 16:03
Chardan
@Sherward you twat you made me piss my pants a little.
MooseyMcMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 16:48
MooseyMcMan
Zach, who FK'd in my robot? Wait, wrong game?
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 17:15
bluemeep
This puts the Fisto! weapon in Fallout 3 in a whole new light.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2010 23:59
lewness
I guess the ESRB guys are high-fiving each other now: "Buttsecks but with the force of Black and Decker? GNARLY!"
Speedknight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2010 15:34
Speedknight
Vote yes on Proposition ∞!
wrecker77's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2010 12:29
wrecker77
What happens in Vegas...
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 16:00
DeusPayne
I call him Fister Roboto. He's a fully integrated, multi-fetish, artificial being. And the best part, is that he's learning.
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