In case you missed last week's Nintendo ad ... uh, we mean South Park episode, to make the waiting time for the release of the Wii go faster, Cartman froze himself. But, instead of waking up in time for launch, he ended up 500 years in the future with a war about to begin and no Wii in sight. What will happen to Cartman now? Watch and see.
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