Quantcast


Epic Pumpkinry wins the heart of Destructoid photo
Want your blog on our home page? Answer this!

[Savant, in his vain attempt to actually see something, passed this gem from our community onto me. I've been seeing other sites post up pictures of gaming pumpkins, and while some of them are cool, none of them made me giddy like a Mr. Destructoid pumpkin. This is bloodylip's continuation from his first pumpkin-ing adventure, so check that out, too. Now that it's Halloween, let's see you guys make some awesome pumpkins! -- DMV]

It's time for the second and final entry in the Epic Pumpkinry series. This time, I decided to carve something near and dear to us all: Mr. Destructoid. There aren't many photos this time around. I was very busy yesterday, so I was working quickly and my hands were full of pumpkin. I'd have been killed if I touched my wife's camera with pumpkin hands.

Above is the initial sketch. This one was much harder to do, because of all of the straight lines and the placement of his eyes. I ended up erasing a lot and redoing it.

 

This is the final product, sans light. As you can see, my kitchen floor was a bright orange color, as were my hands before I washed them to take the picture.

Mr. Destructoid in all his lighted glory. He's kind of shitty looking because I was in a hurry. I'm not very happy with the result. His teeth are what I'm especially unhappy with. I made the space in between too thin in some areas, so they look all crooked like a Kentucky redneck (I think we all know who I'm talking about here).

Mr. Destructoid, Metroid, and my wife's ghost, all lit up together. The metroid is a little dim because it'd been burning for three hours prior to this picture, so five of the six candles inside of it had completely melted and stopped burning.

[I'm sneaking in here once again! Just wanted to remind you all to send in your pumpkins, either through the Community Blogs if you decide to do a step-by-step approach, or just send them into the Destructophone at tips@destructoid.com. We'll be waiting!]

LAUNCH GALLERY (4 IMAGES)
Photo Photo Photo Photo







Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

29 comments | showing # 1 to 29
prev next

wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 06:49
wardrox
dude, serious internet points for you.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 06:51
Maurice Tan
Epic win!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 07:35
Snaileb
When I fart it smelled like rotting pumpkins, so I farted around my face a little while reading this, to get an authentic feel for your story..

I was not pleased.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 07:46
Cowzilla3
Did you ever know that your my hero?
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 07:49
Hitogoroshi
So much win it hurts.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 08:42
B-Radicate
You're not happy? Dude, those are awesome. Big props.
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 08:43
Savant
Pumpkin of the Year.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 09:21
bloodylip
OMG Leigh Alexander thinks I'm the coolest evar! *swoon*

@b-rad

I'll reiterate it... I'm not as happy as I could have been. I took some time to make dinner and go to the casino, so I put myself on a tight schedule to finish it last night. I rushed it, so I fucked up the teeth quite a bit. I could have done much better if I had the time to take it slow.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 09:23
bloodylip
Also, in my rush to make it, I was using a more difficult tip for my dremel on a faster RPM setting. This led to it getting out of control quite a few times and me going outside the lines.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 09:45
nademagnet
Seriously sweet!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 10:45
king3vbo
Epic win
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:01
Chad Concelmo
You may be the coolest person that has ever lived. :)
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:16
Rockvillian
Awesome work!

But, because I'm a purist/grouchy old man, -1 points for selling out to the new, trendy way of "shaving" pumpkins to let light through instead of stabbing it mercilessly like a barbarian.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:26
itemforty
That's pretty awesome man. Love the eye reflections.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:27
bloodylip
Sorry Rockvillian :(

I'm horrible at trying to figure out which lines need to stay and which are okay to leave out with the old school way. Plus, this allowed me to break out my dremel, which I haven't done since I chopped a hole in my computer case last year.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:31
Holyetheline
That is a sweet pumpkin
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:48
blehman
Congrats on front page bloody! Also, nice pump. Kin that is.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:53
Snaileb
LOL

Front page material.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:59
Tiff
wuuunderfalll!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:04
Kryptinite
@snail

Pumpkin farts huh?

I can't stop laughing
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:24
F Whipple
Excellent work
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:30
RestingSound
That is awesome, I was carving pumpkins and wanted to do mr destructoid but I couldn't think of how to do it. Nice work.

(Pumkin Carving Amatuer)
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:50
Justice
Pure win!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:54
Darren Nakamura
That is just too cool. I wish I had mad pumpkin carving skills.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 13:00
Samit Sarkar
Yeah, I tried carving pumpkins once...with a freakin’ kitchen knife. And I didn’t think to draw out the design first, so it came out really crappy and I haven’t been motivated to try since.

Now I’m even less motivated, because I know I couldn’t come close to this work of art. Well done, bloodylip!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 13:14
bloodylip
I used a kitchen knife during some parts to carve this one. The teeth and eye reflections were cut out with a serrated knife I use to eat dinner. Keep trying, and buy power tools. They're always fun to have.

Would you kill me if I told you this and my metroid pumpkin were the first pumpkins I carved in years, and the first I used power tools with, ever?
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 14:59
bloodylip
It's fucking war! Members of the Destructoid Army, a heinous act has been committed today. I got home from work, and it was apparent that the squirrels had their way with a helpless Mr. Destructoid who was, I assumed, safely hiding under my bench. I came home to find that his eye sockets were eaten out and his light sources stolen. As of 3:50pm, I declare war against all squirrel-kind. If you see a squirrel, please smash that bastard over it's fucking head for me.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 16:53
Batthink
Damn those squirrels! That Mr. Destructoid one was brilliant! I bet it was a group of hefty, messed-up, drug-addled grey squirrels. Grrrr.
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:12
BADInc
very nice, you get a gold star
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!