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OK, enough is enough. I can't take it anymore. Here's another God damned trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV, this time focusing on the game's central character, Niko Bellic. I'm tired of this trailer crap ... give me the damned game, already.

I know it's in stores, too. I spoke with some GameStop folks who said they received their shipments yesterday, and they're just sitting in their stock rooms collecting dust until April 29. I also know that if I were a shady character, I could toss on an eye patch and pirate the game. But I'm not an industry ruining monster, so I don't even have a unit I could play the damned thing on. (Hey, I won't judge if you do.)

I'm sitting here on Friday afternoon, staring outside my window for a FedEx or DHL or UPS truck to deliver my review copy of GTA IV. Nothing. I was told it would arrive (possibly) by this weekend, but as the day drags on, I'm starting to believe that's simply not happening. And then GameTrailers sends us a link to this video, as if to rub it in my face. I'm slipping those dudes some roofies at E3.

Seriously, I can't take this waiting for much longer. Why do Rockstar tease us like this? 








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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:37
king3vbo
Just gimme the game. NOW.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:42
Holyetheline
4 more days and I will have my damned special edition! I want this game so bad!!!
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:44
joeisremy
Alright so we put together an army and we storm the local best buy. Sound the horn to bring our brothers to arms!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:51
MechaMonkey
I'm pooping myself with anticipation. Luckily, I'm wearing a diaper
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:51
Zero Iscariot
Possibly Fake Spoiler, you've been warned:







Rumor around these parts is that Nico Belic or his cousin Roman is an FBI agent! The Departed, anyone?
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:51
gotdurnrite
I am so close threatening some little turd at Target to break the street date.

OH GAWD, THE WAIT IS MAKING ME ANGRY!!
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 12:57
rabidkeebler
I have essays due next week. All this is doing is making it harder to finish. My god is this getting out of hand...
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 13:41
Jetsetlemming
Interesting, introspective trailer.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 13:50
Daniel Husky Lingen
Yeah... I didn't really enjoy it...

I mean, I like when games have depth - GTA is not one of those games
Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 13:52
Simmy
I'm making such a piss poor effort on a programming task so I can get it finished by next week in order to play GTA IV with no distractions - curse you VB.Net, curse you uni!
byrc's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 13:54
byrc
"I could toss on an eye patch and pirate the game. But I'm not an industry ruining monster..."

I resent that remark. If we're ruining the industry why the hell is the industry making record sells even with horrible economic recession plague every other industry.

Have you heard about the expected sell numbers. They're astronomical.

So please keep your anti-pirate comments to yourself.

If it's an ethical issue for you, I understand, but the gaming industry is doing just fine co-existing with us pirates. How many people do you know personally that have 360 or ps3 modified to play pirated game? We're small potatoes. Blame any lost sells on bad game development and lack of originality, please.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:02
loki d20
That music doesn't fit well with the video. Kind of annoying, actually.

Can't wait till next week, though. GTA IV and the start of summer blockbusters with Iron Man.

P.S. I agree that it's unethical to pirate software/media but the piracy isn't hurting the bottom line in the slightest and the companies need to take responsibility for some bad games (Superman Returns, Beowulf, Perfect Zero, etc.) rather than blaming others.
Delaric's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:04
Delaric
You you guys with consoles have to wait until April 29th...

BOO FRICKIN HOO!

PC's have to wait until who knows when :*( maybe never.
Hamsizzla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:06
Hamsizzla
Seriously, I can't take this waiting for much longer. Why do Rockstar tease us like this?

because they can
Milkman519's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:12
Milkman519
DO WANT. RIGHT NOW.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:16
loki d20
You you guys with consoles have to wait until April 29th...

And we pay for that privilege, whereas you do not. Consoles aren't free or cheap.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:22
Nick Chester
I see my sarcasm re: pirates didn't play out very well here. But the fact that someone actually got mad is pretty ridiculous. I mean, say what you will about the ethics of it -- honestly, I don't care -- but I mean, you are stealing, right? Or am I missing something?

I'm not saying that I've never done it, but trying to defend it is kind of silly. And then to turn it around and say that the industry should stop making bad games is ridiculous, since I don't know what one thing has to do with the other.

Also, if you have pirated GTA IV, can I come over and play it?
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:32
PetiePal
The hype machine is on high-speed. I'm dying for this game. I should just bring a crowbar and a sledgehammer to GameStop and make a run for it.
Nerull's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:36
Nerull
The best trailer yet ! Rockstar is really going out of their way to humanize Niko. Much much more then they have ever done before with any of the main stories protagonists.

I have always wanted a GTA game where the "anti-hero" has feelings and emotions. Hopefully his story will really be fleshed out, and not so ...cardboard like GTA:SA was -.-
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:36
loki d20
I'm not saying that I've never done it, but trying to defend it is kind of silly. And then to turn it around and say that the industry should stop making bad games is ridiculous, since I don't know what one thing has to do with the other.

I wasn't responding to you specifically earlier just sharing my opinion, but now I am. They're linked because that's what the music, movie, and gaming industry has used as a crutch for explaining why their products that suck don't do as well. Lame, but true.

Also, if you have pirated GTA IV, can I come over and play it?

You can come watch me play. It'll be like watching HD GameTrailers videos from my couch.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 14:41
Cheeburga
Whatev Nick. We actually gotta pay to play.

I think i'm going to start up a gaming website so I can get into E3...
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 15:28
Jetsetlemming
@Nick: Downloading isn't stealing. It's morally ambiguous, of couse. Now, torrenting it and thus UPLOADING it to other people is. That's copyright infringement.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 15:41
mistic
awesome trailer though....
byrc's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 15:50
byrc
Hey I'm not defending pirating. I'm just saying it ain't the cause of the "ruination" of the industry. Blaming small community of video game pirates on GTA4 not making sell expectations, is ridiculous if you ask me.

I can't hating pirating for one good reason. Thanks to emulation I would never have played the numerous snes rpgs that I didn't play/afford as a little kid or games that were never released in the states.

I salute you pirates for translating Tales of Phantasia, Star Ocean 1, and numerous other japanese only snes-rpgs. People like hating on pirates because this they're a bunch self-righteous bastards who get butt hurt if people don't buy the game they love.

Heck, stealing is stealing I get that. But trying explaining that to a 16 year old kid who wanted to play Tales of Phantasia on the snes.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 15:53
Clockwork
Best trailer yet.
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 16:33
Twicky
Damn, games are coming out too fast! Now there's another one vying for my attention.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 16:42
Samit Sarkar
I’m going to Best Buy on Monday night for the midnight launch, and I’m going to bring home my PS3 Special Edition for some alone time. Oh yeah.
walnutthewise's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 17:02
walnutthewise
Great Aphex Twin music!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 17:22
Darren Nakamura
I dig the music. Was it Aphex Twin? Sounded a lot better than most of his stuff. More like Philip Glass.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 17:54
UglyDuck
My faourite trailer so far... If anything was going to get me hyped for GTA4, it would be this.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2008 23:43
braulio09
*keeps playing GTA IV on 360*

Oh, look! Hot dog stands with guys that will beat you up if you don't order your hot dog nicely. =]
PipsterX's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 18:19
PipsterX
I was laughing to myself as I read this because I feel your pain. And pain is funny...
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