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England hates BioShock, loves FIFA 08: 2007's UK sales chart is blasphemy photo

The UK overall sales chart of 2007 has been released, and it shows a few interesting notes, a few obvious points and at least one absolute instance of complete and utter fail. Topping the chart was, predictably, FIFA 08, since most British males are beer guzzling, skinheaded racists who follow the boring sport of football like it was some kind of religion. It's for this reason that PES 2008 is also in the top ten, because one game about football just isn't enough, damn it!

The full list is as follows:

1: FIFA 08 (1,391,435)
2: Dr Kawashima's Brain Training (1,016,558)
3: Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (935,044)
4: PES 2008 (787,382)
5: More Brain Training From Dr Kawashima (760,225)
6: Halo 3 (735,176)
7: The Simpsons Game (734,595)
8: Wii Play (688,002)
9: Assassin's Creed (670,286)
10: WWE Smackdown VS Raw 2008 (563,121)

The complete lack of BioShock is disappointing to say the least, insulting to say the worst. The very idea that TWO Brain Training games can get in and yet one of the most artistic undertakings of the last year can't is saddening. Wait ... not it's not, that's to be expected, actually, and it's naive to think otherwise. Foolish heathens. I hope my fellow countrymen enjoy their football and brain training ... which is a very ironic  contrast indeed.

The final interesting point is Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare hitting the number three spot way above Halo 3 at number six. I personally thought CoD4 wiped the floor with Halo 3, especially in multiplayer, so that's pretty encouraging. It may also be to do with the fact that it was released on the PS3 as well, and let's face it, what else is a PS3 owner going to buy? Most of the Brits probably bought it so they could shoot people from other countries. That is, after all, the typical football fan's dream. 

Not even a sign of The Orange Box though ... for shame.


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Blommen's Avatar
Blommen at 01/08/2008 16:18
Not very happy about prople from uk I see...
Blommen's Avatar
Blommen at 01/08/2008 16:18
Not very happy about people from uk I see...
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 01/08/2008 16:20
Bioshock > UK
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vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:21
Soccer is the most gayest sport alive. coach "hey ronaldo, why weren't u at practice yesterday?". Ronaldo "well it was a little chilly outside and i didnt want to catch a cold." Fucking UK playing their gay wussy sport.
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MrSadistic at 01/08/2008 16:22
I don't know why, but what vp360 just said should be nominated for post of the year.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 01/08/2008 16:23
MrSadistic: He wins the whole Internet as far as I'm concerned.
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 01/08/2008 16:24
Well, people don't like the UK because they're smart. People like them because of their awesome English accents. :)
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WhiteSpyderZero at 01/08/2008 16:24
Can't say I'm surprised really - I'm surprised to see Wii Play so high up, although the reason it's sold so well is due to the "free" wiimote, rather then the game itself.

I'm quite sad to not see any real Wii games up there though.
Evo's Avatar
Evo at 01/08/2008 16:25
I blogged about this....and got blasted for 'whorage' of some sort :(
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 01/08/2008 16:25
Soccer
Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar
Roflcopter Pilot at 01/08/2008 16:26
It's sad that PES has lower sales than Fifa.

PS: Fuck you vp360. Soccer is the greatest sport in the world, and it's not a boring sport like baseball or football where the game stops every five seconds.
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MrSadistic at 01/08/2008 16:26
Futbol.
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vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:30
Roflcopter Pilot: r u serious soccer sucks, the ball goes in one direction, then the other. its the gayest sport ever known to man. now ping pong thats a sport.
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Trevor McGee at 01/08/2008 16:30
Soccer (aka 'Futbol') suck, Baseball sucks, Football is okay, etc. Sports are overrated. Mostly involving ass patting and roid rage, well, the roid rage would probably be most American sports. I can't picture many Soccer players shooting up.
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MrSadistic at 01/08/2008 16:32
@Jim

Yeah after that last vp360 post, I do agree that he does win the whole internet.
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vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:33
Roflcopter Pilot: r u serious soccer sucks, there's no action, the ball goes one way, then the other. and then someone finally takes a shot and it misses the 50 yard wide net. now ping pong thats a sport.
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PrinceofCannedPeaches at 01/08/2008 16:33
Huzzah; you redcoats and your football.

I'm not disappointed about BioShock or The Orange Box. Firstly, BioShocks "let's do singleplayer and do it well" approach wasn't appealing to everybody; in fact, I don't think it's indifference that is killing BioShock. Most people just seem to be intimidated by it. It was a FANTASTIC title, but I'm sure all of this talk about noirism, Art Deco, and Randian undertones must have turned a few of the people off who regard games as day-end relief and not an exercise in artistry.

I'm proud of COD4's success; Valve, however, just doesn't tug as strong in Europe. In fact, most of the Orange-Box releases were more artistic and edgy. The standard Valve user just wants CSS and nothing more.
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demonelite at 01/08/2008 16:34
I love Football (aka Soccer) but I hate FIFA games, why do so many people pay out for a game that is the same as last years version but with a new player line up.
vp360's Avatar
vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:34
im sorry i posted the same comment twice there has been some sort of confusion in my brain.
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Ryan 2502 at 01/08/2008 16:38
Jim, vp360, you two just spoke the gospel as far as I'm concerned. Living in Britain, I'm god damned SICK of football being like a religion.

It's like Halo 3 to many of you: "average game" that wouldn't earn your hate on it's own merits. Coupled with the MASS HYPE and OBSESSION, however, people hate it. Can't blame you anymore.
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Roflcopter Pilot at 01/08/2008 16:39
"r u serious soccer sucks, the ball goes in one direction, then the other. its the gayest sport ever known to man"

What, just like every other popular sport?
Evo's Avatar
Evo at 01/08/2008 16:40
I still want to see some Steam sales figures so we can see how much and where the OB is being bought
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Dan CiTi at 01/08/2008 16:44
Soccer/Futbol >> American Football. Unless you are talking about the the band American Football. That's a different story.
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 01/08/2008 16:46
Europe and South America. Those places are full of simple minded fools! Watching guys in tiny shorts kick a ball into a net. Jobs have been lost, marriages ending in divorce. Lives ruined on account of this silly sport.
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vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:46
Roflcopter Pilot: but those sports are good, and they dont miss the net every time they take a shot. i mean the net is freakin huge how can u miss that.
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kapshhh at 01/08/2008 16:48
England prevail! England needs more brain training games. It seems that two isn't enough.
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vp360 at 01/08/2008 16:49
Heretic: ur avatar is working
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 01/08/2008 16:49
cries
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J03yyz at 01/08/2008 16:56
me and england have 1 thing in common, we agree that bioshock sucks
Evo's Avatar
Evo at 01/08/2008 16:57
Just noticed that this is entitled England hates!

As a proud Welshman i call on Jim to make the title more encompassing of the whole country! I am sure many in Wales love FIFA and hate BioShock!
Andrew001's Avatar
Andrew001 at 01/08/2008 16:57
Its all so true =[
In the UK theres a place called Liverpool, and in this place there is a shit load of ppl, the population in one place is unbelievable. All these ppl known as 'scousers' [known because of their awful accent] are the beer guzzling skin heads football fans who stupidly buy these games =[ and this is simply because the football team 'Liverpool' *ahem* comes from Liverpool =/ so yer it is their religion to play, watch and buy football shit.

You should look up how idiotic these scousers are on youtube.
Ravana's Avatar
Ravana at 01/08/2008 16:58
Those hairy goblets can go do some pud wrestling. Screw Fußball and the bastards the play it. *stomps to corner and rocks in fetal position*
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Grapefruit Juice at 01/08/2008 16:58
Maybe they did the smart thing and just rented Bioshock.
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Putthebottledown at 01/08/2008 16:59
haha... Smackdown made it...Whats going on over there?
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/08/2008 17:01
From Prince of Canned Peaches' reply: <i>"It was a FANTASTIC title, but I'm sure all of this talk about noirism, Art Deco, and Randian undertones must have turned a few of the people off who regard games as day-end relief and not an exercise in artistry."</i>

Total random rant: The people who don't want to see games as an exercise in artistry can suck a cock. People content with mediocrity will have mediocre lives. I for one want to see dynamic games, and the more art in them, the fucking better. (By the way Prince, this is in no way directed at you, that comment concept just made me hate stupid gamers all the more)
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 01/08/2008 17:03
once again the 'casuals' show that they can outbuy the 'real' gamers with any piece of crap they see fit!
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peeetah at 01/08/2008 17:07
I bought Fifa and I feel no guilt what so ever I gain enjoyment from it.
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braulio09 at 01/08/2008 17:08
Roflcopter Pilot is totally right. Futbol is the greatest sport in the world. I don't see any other World Cup that attracts so many fans, helps a country's economy so much, and entizes so many people in the world when it comes to the other sports.

I'm surprised Jim thinks it's boring... England's league is one of the best leagues, right up there with Spain's.

Also, I hate how FIFA is totally losing the arcady feel and becoming more like PES.

Oh, and Assassin's Creed is there. Maybe I'll check it out...
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DanGale at 01/08/2008 17:09
Well I like Football. And by that I mean the proper English version we play. I just don't like it as much as the rest of the country. After all it is just a game. And they are just over paid puffs. Still this does make my heart sink. Especially considering how awful the FIFA games have always been and how awful the Pro Evo games have been since PES4.

I guess it really shows the type of country we live in when great games like the Orange Box and Mario Galaxy are nowhere to be seen. I hope the Queen sets a good example soon.
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braulio09 at 01/08/2008 17:10
and American football is tied with basketball for most boring sport. American football is stopped every 10 secs (although it can still be interesting sometimes), and Basketball pretty much goes "one team scores then the other team scores".

sorry for double post
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Velt at 01/08/2008 17:10
Not suprised at all, parents were off to buy a game, saw the title with the FIFA word on it, takes no more.

Beign a latin american I can get it, here everyone plays the PS2 soccer games called Winning Eleven (there is 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,11,12... so then why the "eleven" after "winning").
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tylerdurden at 01/08/2008 17:17
So what?? \why do you care what other people are doing? Are you all so insecure you can't accept that people on the opther side of the world don't like the sane things as you? Football as in soccer is the biggest sport in the world. Typical Amurcans to think that they are the only ones in the world with opinions that matter.
OWLICKS's Avatar
OWLICKS at 01/08/2008 17:21
blah blah blah i'm a typical close minded nerd blah blah blah sports is stupid blah blah blah videogames is serious.

High school forever guys. High school forever.
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Shinja at 01/08/2008 17:25
to be honest i think most sports suck ... the only sport i like watching is tennis(and thats when the women are playing :P) .. i mean cmon .. anyone who would rather be out in the cold playing football than inside, relaxing playing bioshock or any other GOOD non-sports game must be insane xD
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Kyousuke Nanbu at 01/08/2008 17:30
2 brain training games?

Guess Nicole Kidman add worked awfully well.

Its shit like that selling that's turning the DS into the Wii V2. Thank god I got a PSP for christmas and can play actual games without stupid gimmicks.
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THE ROADIE at 01/08/2008 17:32
Fucking chavs, football is only good when you're playing it, or watching the best team in the world play (Arsenal of course)
Why no Orange Box? At least Halo 3 and CoD4 was in there.
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Silverback 55 at 01/08/2008 17:33

I'm sorry but I've really wanted to use this pic for a long time.
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Cowboy TTop at 01/08/2008 17:35
Most of you guys raining on football (or soccer to you perhaps) is bs, but your opinion is respected.

So, Soccer is crap apparently. Try telling that to all the nations across the planet that play it, and don't play American Football (which in truth is modified Rugby with shiny helmets). Its one of the best sports to play as a team. Understandable, its not for everyone, but its calling it gay and such when you've never played it or try to understand it is just pure ignorance. As for the football kit, its the same as its always been, simple shirt, shorts, sock n' boots. Exactly the same kind of stuff used to play Rugby infact, Does that make Rugby gay? If it does to you, that then makes American Football indirectly gay (don't forget where your yank game comes from).

Do you want to know why Fifa is number one? Its because in the online play is superb over Live, that's what everyone is doing with the game, when not working their way through the single player game. Fifa has also raised its game to Pro Evo over the last three years and actually got better. I play Fifa online and its a lot of fun, especially 4 vs 4 players over Live, the game really shines.

Soccer is a hard game to be good at, be it actual real life play or just a game. Being on your legs for 90 minutes flat is no picnic, but a lot of fun, if you are prepared to let it be.

If any of you yanks have anything you don't get about soccer and I'll try to explain it to you. All you have to do is ask and open your mind a bit. The funny thing is I'm a very worldly kind of person and watch different sports, not just american ones.

Lastly, the beauty and simplicity of football (soccer) is that all you need to play it is a round ball (hell even a crush beer can will do these days). Be you barefoot and poor you can still play, whereas many other sports require expensive equipment.

Don't take those charts as gospels of taste anyway. I never do as its just popularity sales numbers, not what we like or hate. Call of Duty was number one recently.
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Andrew001 at 01/08/2008 17:38
*Someone looking at WoW and other pc games at the shelf*

Typical UK scally lad looks at him: "why the f*** is he lookin' at 'goff' games.

This is why games like bio shock dont get bought cos they take one look at the front cover and think, thats a goth game.

Seriously wtf?
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Andrew001 at 01/08/2008 17:39
*Someone looking at WoW and other pc games at the shelf*

Typical UK scally lad looks at him: "why the f*** is he lookin' at 'goff' games."

This is why games like bio shock dont get bought cos they take one look at the front cover and think, thats a goth game.

Seriously wtf?
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