OK, I don't suck that bad, but I do have a few excuses as to why I particularly sucked in these Elite Beat Agents gameplay videos for the Nintendo DS. Number one, I got no sleep last night 'cause I had to get up early for this media breakfast at the Four Seasons (yeah, that's how I roll). Number two, because of how I had to position the camera to give you, my beloved reader, steady gameplay on the DS, my hands were prevented from being in the proper Elite Beat position. I assure you, after the video was done and I waited for it to upload on GoogleTube, I picked the game back up and pwned the section in which you see me fail. As for my impressions of the game itself: It friggin' rocks ... hard. If you own a DS, get this game.
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