My Name is Michael Robertson. I live in a college town in Southern Illinois, where there's nothing to do but play games, study, and read gaming news websites. Oh, yeah, and post on the Metroid Metal forums.
Anyway, This will mostly be used for venting my frustrations at people's ignorance and giving my own take on gaming news. There will probably also be some politcal ramblings, but feel free to skip those.
As far as gaming goes, I own a PSP, a Wii, an XBOX 360, a Nintendo DS, a PS3 and a sub-par (by today's standards) gaming PC.
I am 192 lbs of pure cynicism, born of living between Hicksville and Racism Central. People around, except for my close friends constantly disappoint and anger me with their bigoted ignorance. Because of this, I may seem a bit abrasive at first, but really, I'm just a guy who's disappointed with the way things turned out. Way to fail, society.
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