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I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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Systems:
NES
SNES
N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
Wii
DS - black (like my semen)
360
PS3



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This is me


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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.


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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
0473 7435 0363

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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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My willy is 4 miles long.

New stories in my blog:

• Why Destructoid loves me.
  08/24/2009 22:22


• 10 Things You Wish You Wanted to Think You Knew About bbrigg1
  02/03/2009 21:17


• Left 4 Dead (the early years)
  01/21/2009 12:16


• Lego Star Wars Complete Saga $20 at Amazon. (360/PS3)
  10/10/2008 11:52


• Solid Snake Wallpaper by yours truly.
  07/19/2008 18:07


• The video game flamethrower through the ages
  07/16/2008 20:47


• N*gga always tryin' to eat somebody's burgers! (NVGR)
  07/01/2008 16:47


• OVER NINE THOUSaaaaaaaaaaaND!!!!
  06/27/2008 20:36


• A-Ha - Quake on Me
  06/27/2008 16:39


• Madden '08 $10 on all systems.
  06/27/2008 14:04

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