aborto thefetus's profile

Thas me!

"I learned that aborto had no life, and then i started
laughing because it was so obvious."

-knives

dyslexic:I once read a story about this guy who died

dyslexic: and then went to heaven and saw his family

dyslexic: and they told him to go back

aborto: because he was a tool

dyslexic:LMAO

dyslexic: I love you aborto

Real Name: Sheamus Patrick Roonan
Age: 20
Position: Destructoid's unofficial Pokemaniac and
Official crazy person




I like long walks on the beach and beating up homeless
people.
On saturdays, I play poker with Jesus and Buddha.
Sometimes Satan comes and we play Chutes and
Ladders.

top 20 favorite games

Top 5 favorite comics

1. Watchmen
2. The Dark Knight Returns
3. Spawn
4. Kingdom Come
5. Sandman

Top 5 favorite movies

1. Pulp fiction
2. John Carpenter's The Thing
3. Evil Dead 2
4. Army of Darkness
5. Creepshow


Favorite hobby: Being an asshole



Also, cards


Also also, my birthday present from blehman

Gamertag Name

Mii Friend Code:

New stories in my blog:

• Aborto Rants: or how the problem with game reviews doesn't actually exist.
  11/12/2009 10:01


• 10 Things I learned this Week: Communism was just a Red Herring Edition
  11/06/2009 10:32


• 10 things I learned this week: So tired Edition
  10/23/2009 08:49


• Let's see you top this douchebags (doubling down)
  10/21/2009 16:59


• Aborto rants or how how Capcom is screwing up a golden opportunity
  10/02/2009 11:49


• 10 Things I learned this week: Done at the last minute Edition
  10/02/2009 09:38


• 10 Things I learned this week: the Goddamn Batman Edition
  09/25/2009 08:23


• Aborto's sketchbook Part 2: Yojimbo, Blehman, and other stuff
  09/24/2009 16:56


• 10 Things I learned this week: PAX Edition
  09/10/2009 14:29


• 10 Things I learned this week: Butt is going to kick your ass Edition
  08/28/2009 10:06

Recent comments by aborto thefetus:

• email sent ;D reply
  Article: Destructoid Secret Santa 2: Important news!
• Thank god you extended this I completely forgot... reply
  Article: Destructoid Secret Santa 2: Important news!
• NO NO NO NO! I CLAIMED COACH MONTHS AGO MOTH... reply
  Article: Attention, everyone buying L4D2: I have dibs on Coach
• woops, wrong link. [url]http://www.destructo... reply
  Article: Whoa look at me! I have Dibs on Coach.
• [url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/aborto%20... reply
  Article: Whoa look at me! I have Dibs on Coach.
• Fuck yeah Bubbahotep! Also, Creepshow or GTFO! reply
  Article: Top 20 Horror movies would make great games part 1
• GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO... reply
  Article: Last night's episode of South Park
• goddamn it I meant was blehman really killed by... reply
  Article: Drunkcast Episode 13 records tonight!
• Is blehman really killed by the internets? reply
  Article: Drunkcast Episode 13 records tonight!
• Fuck! I meant to say I need tget in on this shit. reply
  Article: The Dtoid NY Secret Santa at Blipfest and a Podcast?