The Duke's profile

Welcome Destructoid and sexual malcontents. I'm Andy, some of you will know me as such, or some will know me as "Grammar Nazi Bot 5000".
Either way, I'm a British gamer, hence my impeccable grammar and poor dental hygiene and yes, I do know the queen personally.
Now I know what you're thinking, does masturbating on an aeroplane make you a member of the mile high club? No, no it doesn't, just a wanker.

As an impoverished and un-employed 22 year old ex-student, you can imagine I do little with my time apart from playing video games and watching TV. However, if you made that assumption you would be completely wrong, for you have forgotten that all British people are James Bond-esque secret agents. So this blog and video gaming is obviously just my cover.

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You can reach me at;
Email: dukesnipez@hotmail.co.uk
MSN / Gtalk: dukesnipez@hotmail.co.uk
Or by calling MI6 Headquarters and asking for it's sexiest man of mystery and cupcakes.

- Andy Howells.

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New stories in my blog:

• The FEAR: Adventures In Xbox 360 Cleaning.
  10/01/2008 16:44


• FarCry 2: New Preview Video and Dev Talk.
  09/02/2008 09:10


• New Far Cry 2 and Red Alert 3 Trailers: GC2008.
  08/20/2008 09:25


• WIN! SBK08 Superbike World Championship from me.
  08/20/2008 04:35


• Instant Replay: Duke's survival guide
  08/11/2008 19:34


• Thailand bans Grand Theft Auto IV
  08/06/2008 04:26


• Battlefield Bad Company Review.
  08/02/2008 10:03


• Soul Calibur 4 Tech Comparison!
  08/01/2008 04:50


• When did we become the Beta Testers???
  07/27/2008 17:45


• E3 '08 Sony Press Conference Round Up.
  07/15/2008 17:55

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