I've been gaming since an age where reading was considered an impossible task. If you don't like Super Mario RPG: The Legend of The Seven Stars, No More Heroes, Banjo Kazooie or Chibi-Robo, I'm not entirely sure we can be friends.

I'm a huge fan of RPG's, though I've moved more towards Western RPG's and away from the tradition Japanese Turn-Based games in recent years. All time favorites are Diablo II, Final Fantasy II (technically IV but fuck you), Super Mario RPG, and I'm basically a dirty whore for anything Bethesda produces. As far as hetero-mancrush's go, Todd Howard is second only to Christian Bale.

I'm also a big fan of action-adventure games, a few of my favorites being The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (over Ocarina of Time? BLASPHEMER!), Bully and Chibi-Robo.

If you put any sort of shooter in my hand I'll play it gladly, but only a few really stick out in my mind. The Timesplitter series, Bioshock, anything by Valve, Call of Duty 4 and the original Mercenaries are perfect examples.

And then there are the platformers of my youth. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and Super Mario 64 are the two best Mario platformers. Period. Then there's Banjo-Kazooie (Yes, even Nuts and Bolts), and the Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Trilogy to name a few.

I also like a bunch of miscellaneous games I don't feel like classifying. No More Heroes, Killer 7, Dead Rising, the Resident Evil series, Metroid Prime Trilogy (fuck Hunters), Super Smash Bros., Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Saints Row.

If you want to play a racing game other than Mario Kart or Burnout with me, you're SOL. Don't bother with most sports games either.

If we play any sort of party game (Mario Party), I assure you I will get wayyyy too competitive and we will never speak again.


Games I Play Online:
-Team Fortress 2
-Left 4 Dead
-GTA IV
-Castle Crashers

I love Batman and pornography. LET'S GAME!