Sharpless's profile

"A man without a moustache is rather like a woman with one."
- Nick Cave

Name: Matt Sanderson
Occupation: habitual line-stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die
Gamertag: Adversarius
Steam ID: Sharptoid

My Stuff
Deep Ape
Tumblr
Twitter
Last.fm



Game Systems Owned
Xbox 360
Xbox
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Nintendo

Best Vidya Games Ever
01. Team Fortress 2
02. Earthworm Jim 2
03. Left 4 Dead
04. Half-Life 2 series
05. Mass Effect

Best Vidya Game Characters
01. Solid Snake
02. Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03. The G-Man
04. Gordon Freeman
05. Samus Aran

Best Musics Ever
01. Wilco
02. Pixies
03. They Might Be Giants
04. David Byrne
05. The Beatles

Best Television Ever
01. Arrested Development
02. Lost
03. The Venture Bros.
04. Firefly
05. Mystery Science Theater 3000

Best Chicks Ever
01. Amanda Tapping
02. Anne Hathaway
03. Ellen Page
04. Alison Mosshart
05. Kristen Bell

Best Dudes Ever
01. Steve McQueen
02. Wil Wheaton
03. Paul Newman
04. Robert Downey, Jr.
05. Paul Rudd

New stories in my blog:

• Dante's Inferno: What the hell is the problem?
  03/03/2009 20:14


• And now, I must ask this question...
  01/11/2009 16:51


• I call dibs on telling everybody to STFU about calling dibs
  11/22/2008 10:11


• The Kids In The Hall play "Portal"-- No, seriously
  11/20/2008 04:20


• Francis needs a dispenser here! Left 4 Dead played on TF2's Dustbowl is AWESOME
  11/17/2008 16:03


• The FEAR: Ravenholm
  10/15/2008 20:40


• Demo Impressions: Mercenaries 2
  09/21/2008 21:18


• Valve shows off early Demoman concept art [TF2]
  08/29/2008 03:37


• Demo Impressions: The Force Unleashed
  08/23/2008 19:14


• Whoa, wait a minute... Katie Price was Lara Croft? [BOOBS]
  08/14/2008 13:12

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